Sucked MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Welp, Raw Minecraft SMP fucking Minecraft SMP sucked

poor storytelling, wrestling, lack of creativity, Repetitive, fucking

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

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Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! smp

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

character death, smp, altered storyline, adaptation differences, unexpected

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!

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WowCraft Minecraft Server

lackluster, Server, poor graphics, Played, frustrating

Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

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Getting Sucked INTO THE VOID – Now with Gravity Defying SMP 1.21!

games, Spawn, Server, ideas, smp

Server Name Into The Void SMP

Version 1.21

Launch Date 6th July

Server Overview

Into The Void SMP is a new vanilla Minecraft server looking for players to join a growing community. With a focus on building, casual gameplay, and fun, players can expect to hangout, make friends, share ideas, and participate in various in-game activities.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server “IntoTheVoid Discord” to get access.

Is the server only for builders?

No, the server welcomes both builders and casual players who are looking for a chill Minecraft experience.

Are there any in-game activities?

Yes, there is a shopping district at spawn, and in the future, there will be games/events for players to participate in.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on version 1.21.

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DickSuckCraft: Where Your Wildest Dreams Come True

DickSuckCraft, 1. Imagine, seductive, INTIMATE, Climax

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the creepers twerk for you and the zombies do the Macarena while you mine for diamonds!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join just to see what all the fuss is about.

Join us for epic battles with a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak and a pack of killer bunnies that will stop at nothing to protect their carrot stash.

And did we mention that the Ender Dragon is secretly a DJ spinning sick beats while you try to defeat it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated booty in here and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Sucked, new pokemon, defeated, satoshi

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

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Frezzi smp

PvP Survival, Adventure, Cracked, Survival

FREZZI SMP

173.249.56.232:45655

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💎EMERALD NETWORK💎 | WAS A WIPE | 1.8 – 1.18.2 Minecraft server

No Mini-Games, Private, Duels, Grief, No Dupe

If you were looking for a lamp minecraft server with a good community and friendly administration, then you are in the right place!

On this server, it is not the number of players that is valued, but any player who enters our server.

By logging onto our server, you can become a member of a 2-year history, like some other players.

In our discord server you can propose your ideas, communicate with other players and participate in competitions.

It is only thanks to the players themselves that this server has developed and is still working.

Pros of our server:

✅ Active and responsive administration

✅ Regular updates

✅ We listen to players’ ideas

✅ Competitions

Disadvantages of our server:

❎ You are not here

Our server has:

✅ Huge open world

✅ Server menu (/menu)

✅ Merchants

✅ Quests (/quest)

✅ Dungeon (/dungeon)

✅ BattlePass (/bp)

✅ Custom items

✅ Airdrops

✅ Rewards for time played (/rewards)

And much more on our Emerald Network server!

❌Cheats are prohibited ❌

❕ Supported versions: 1.8 – 1.18.2 ❕

en.mclan.ru

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Lucthepts Lifesteal Smp

LifeSteal, Survival

Lifesteal SMP i made with my friends, please dont greif, breaking rules will result in a warning a 2 week ban and then a lifetime ban, join discord for more information https://discord.gg/vC5aKhTS

LuctheptSMP.aternos.me

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