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  • Welp, Raw Minecraft SMP fucking Minecraft SMP sucked

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    Welp, Raw Minecraft SMP fucking Minecraft SMP sucked

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! smp

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    Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vortex SMP Server

    Vortex SMP Server

    Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

    Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server? Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
    How do I apply to join the server? Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
    What kind of items do players start with? Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

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  • SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

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    SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WowCraft Minecraft Server

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    WowCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Getting Sucked INTO THE VOID – Now with Gravity Defying SMP 1.21!

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    Getting Sucked INTO THE VOID – Now with Gravity Defying SMP 1.21!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Into The Void SMP
    Version 1.21
    Launch Date 6th July

    Server Overview

    Into The Void SMP is a new vanilla Minecraft server looking for players to join a growing community. With a focus on building, casual gameplay, and fun, players can expect to hangout, make friends, share ideas, and participate in various in-game activities.

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please join the Discord server “IntoTheVoid Discord” to get access.

    Is the server only for builders?

    No, the server welcomes both builders and casual players who are looking for a chill Minecraft experience.

    Are there any in-game activities?

    Yes, there is a shopping district at spawn, and in the future, there will be games/events for players to participate in.

    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on version 1.21.

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  • DickSuckCraft: Where Your Wildest Dreams Come True

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    DickSuckCraft: Where Your Wildest Dreams Come True

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the creepers twerk for you and the zombies do the Macarena while you mine for diamonds!

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join just to see what all the fuss is about.

    Join us for epic battles with a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak and a pack of killer bunnies that will stop at nothing to protect their carrot stash.

    And did we mention that the Ender Dragon is secretly a DJ spinning sick beats while you try to defeat it?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated booty in here and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

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    DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

    And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

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  • Galaxy Gaming Better MC

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    Galaxy Gaming Better MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Galaxy Gaming
    IP Address 216.201.72.65:26985
    Version Better Minecraft 4 (BMC4)
    Player Count Varies
    Features Custom modpack, FTB chunks for land protection

    FAQ Section

    Gameplay

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on Galaxy Gaming?

    A: Galaxy Gaming offers a custom modpack based on Better Minecraft 4, providing a unique and immersive gameplay experience.

    Rules

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Rules include no griefing, stealing, or any other disruptive behavior. FTB chunks allow players to claim their land for protection.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any plugins used on Galaxy Gaming?

    A: The server uses FTB chunks for land protection, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

    Community

    Q: How can I become part of the Galaxy Gaming community?

    A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/galaxygaming to connect with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any monetization on Galaxy Gaming?

    A: Galaxy Gaming does not have any monetization schemes in place. The focus is on creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players.

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  • SilentSMP

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    SilentSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Silent SMP
    Website silentsmp.net
    Discord discord.gg/silentsmp

    Overview:

    Silent SMP is a Minecraft server that offers a unique gameplay experience called “Evolving Realms”. Players have their own realms that evolve and change based on their actions and decisions. The server combines resource management, adventure, and storytelling to provide a dynamic and engaging environment for players.

    FAQ:

    1. What is the core concept of “Evolving Realms”?

    The core concept revolves around players having their own realms that adapt and change based on their interactions. Each realm is unique and offers evolving challenges and opportunities for players.

    2. How do realms evolve in the game?

    Realms evolve based on player decisions and actions. Resources gathered, adventures undertaken, and structures built all influence how the realm develops. The biome, creatures, and challenges in the realm change accordingly.

    3. Can players collaborate in the game?

    Yes, players can travel to each other’s realms to face challenges together or work on quests collaboratively. There are special quests that involve merging realms for epic battles or cooperative projects.

    4. What makes this gameplay mode unique?

    The interactive development, storytelling, endless progression, and social interaction elements make “Evolving Realms” a unique and engaging experience for players. The dynamic world and evolving storyline keep players invested in the game.

    5. How is the technical implementation of “Evolving Realms” handled?

    Each player has their own instance of a realm, stored in a server database to track individual progress. Event triggers respond to player actions and can be programmed using Bukkit/Spigot listeners for events.

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  • Home After Heroes Journey

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    Home After Heroes Journey

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: It’s the Greatest Catastrophe You’ll Ever Experience!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the only Minecraft server where chaos meets certainty and consciousness wavers like a block of ice in a furnace! Doubt reality? You’re already halfway here! Feel the whispers of the void as you plunge into a world that teeters on the edge of sanity. Join us before *everything dissolves into a pit of blocks!*

    Features of the Abyssal Server

    Feature Description
    Perpetual Twilight Time doesn’t exist here, so if you’re late, just say you were on time! The sun is also a cube.
    Spawn Point Reset Every time you die, you will reincarnate as a chicken! Bawk and conquer, feathered warrior!
    Ender Dragon Gossip Every dragon you slay whispers your secrets to the universe. Consider yourself warned.
    Cursed Currency Trade *toasters* for diamonds! Why? Because the radio told me so!
    Dimension of Lost Pixels Travel to a realm where every pixel is a lost dream! Collect them for eldritch power!

    FAQ SECTION OF UNREALITY

    Q: How do I join the server? A: First, you’ll need to ask your future self. But remember, they don’t exist until you join! Or maybe they do? It’s like Schrödinger’s cat but with blocks.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are merely suggestions given by the wind. Follow them or break them; it doesn’t matter because the ground is actually a lie.

    Q: Is there a community? A: Community? More like a collective hallucination! Join in the discussion about whether cows dream in color. Spoiler: they probably do!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    >tfw you know you’re going home after dying, and is going to find everything you desire there. Life is good, frens. Enjoy the ride, because the end will be even better.

    Because if you can’t enjoy the ride, what’s the point of existence? Exactly! Jump aboard or risk floating in the void!

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