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SilentTreeSurveillance

(Audio), Awareness, Environment, Evidence, Existence, Forest, Impact, investigation, Nature, Observation, Perception, Phenomenon, PRESENCE, Reality, review, Silence, SilentTreeSurveillance, Sound, surveillance video, Technology, Tree

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before!

ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad

“Youth, adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, behavioral issues, Child Psychology, children, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health disorders, mental illness, psychological disorders, research, risk factors, self harm, self-destructive behavior, squad, statistics, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!

Faithcraft SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Apply for our Protection Program now!

accepting, apply, BUILD, Cathedral, children, Community, cream, Discord, edge off, Faithcraft, Fresh Server, Friendly, Game, GOD, Ice, Join, Massive, multiplayer, new, Positive, practice faith, Program, Protection, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
New Chunks Explored:	577588	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

Description

A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server only for religious players?	No, the server is open to all players regardless of their religious beliefs. We welcome everyone to join our community.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is to build a positive and supportive community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and we welcome players of all skill levels.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	To get whitelisted, join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

HangCraft Minecraft Server

advice appreciated, Automation, base expansion, base redesign, chemical science, efficiency, factory improvement, furnace stacks, HangCraft, iron mining, iron smelting, LOGISTICS, Long-term goals, Minecraft, oil cracking, oil refining, production optimization, progress, Resource Management, Server, supply chain, technology research, train delivery

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of mining for materials like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about running out of iron again! Our server is equipped with magical miners that deliver resources straight to your base via flying trains. No more manual labor for you!

We have players who have mastered the art of compressing multiple lanes of iron ore into a few belts, creating a factory that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player jealous. And don’t worry about oil refining – we have oil cracking so advanced, it will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

MotherLover Minecraft SMP

desire, dream, explicit, explicit fantasy, Fake, family, FANTASY, Forbidden, Incest, Lust, Minecraft, Mother, Motherlover, Naughty, Roleplay, scandalous, seduction, sexual fantasy, Sin, smp, taboo, temptation, weekend

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5098
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since they were in diapers. They may not be the best at PvP, but they sure know how to throw a good party in the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Fake-making Mama. She’s been making the most realistic fake blocks you’ve ever seen since before you were even born. Want to prank your friends with a fake diamond ore? She’s got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

CraftyCounselorMomma

aita, anger, Apology, class work, cookie cutter apology, coordination, CraftyCounselorMomma, devastated, germs, Leukemia, medical condition, personal problems, Physical, Private, Remission, routine blood tests, school counselor, Teacher, Telling, Treatment, vice principal

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9909
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!

JobQuittersMC SMP

JobQuittersMC, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9231
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of working a boring 9 to 5 job? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

We’ve had players quit their jobs on the first day because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our server. One player even claimed they found a secret diamond mine in the virtual world and decided to dedicate their life to mining it all day, every day.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world for a virtual paradise, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual millionaire?

PandemicCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	46
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls during the pandemic? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to cure boredom, insomnia, and even the common cold. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle made out of diamonds just because they could.

So if you’re looking for a new hobby that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join our server and start crafting your way to greatness. Who knows, you might even discover the cure for world hunger while you’re at it.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Alerts, counterintelligence, Criminal activities, criminal networks, Criminals., Espionage, espionage activities, foreign interference, government alerts, Intelligence Operations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, norway, political sabotage, recruiting, Russian intelligence, sabotage, SabotageCraft, security measures, Server, threat

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3432	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! You gotta join this server, cuz let me tell you, it’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got Russian Intelligence trying to recruit criminals for sabotage, like what the actual block?! But don’t worry, we got Steve and his army of diamond armor-wearing chickens ready to protect our pixelated land. So come on down and join the fun, or else you might end up getting blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

PalianytsiaCraft

arms race, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, long-range weapon, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strategy, missile technology, Palianytsia, PalianytsiaCraft, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24

Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! This server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ready to unleash the epic ‘Palianytsia’ weapon on all our enemies (aka griefers and noobs).

Join us if you want to be part of a war with Russia (in-game, of course) and witness the power of this insane weapon that can shoot TNT blocks from one end of the map to the other.

We’ve got crazy PvP battles, epic build competitions, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us! Join now or forever be stuck mining dirt in some boring server. Let’s do this, gamers! 🚀💣🔥