suck it up Minecraft Servers

suck it up Minecraft Servers

  • FeverCraft Minecraft Server

    FeverCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8150
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty behavior is not only encouraged but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of drama and ridiculousness as we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.

    Are you tired of being told to “suck it up” when you’re feeling under the weather? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the petty. Join us and unleash your inner drama queen as we create hilarious scenarios and outrageous stories together.

    Whether you’re looking to settle a virtual feud or just want to let loose and have some fun, our server is the perfect place for you. So come on in and join the madness – because here, being petty is the name of the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnfairCraft

    UnfairCraft
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 534
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 226910 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

    So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3838
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 162
    Emeralds Found: 9303 Dimension Hops: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1583
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Animals Bred: 135 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ores Mined: 9183

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6714
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    smp.cube-kingdom.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2456
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchantments Applied: 250
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    108.181.149.203:8202

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8806
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    mr1.bear-land.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 110
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Farms Harvested: 297
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4483
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 2771
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Items Found: 3683
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 9227
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7695
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Zombie Dances: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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