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FeverCraft Minecraft Server

#bedridden, Asshole, CHILLS, complaining, covid, Fever, fever stuff, FeverCraft, full body aches, hot head, ignoring, Lucky, mean, Minecraft, moving around, Petty, Server, sick, stuffy head, suck it up, taking care, unfairly treated, Upset

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty behavior is not only encouraged but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of drama and ridiculousness as we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.

Are you tired of being told to “suck it up” when you’re feeling under the weather? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the petty. Join us and unleash your inner drama queen as we create hilarious scenarios and outrageous stories together.

Whether you’re looking to settle a virtual feud or just want to let loose and have some fun, our server is the perfect place for you. So come on in and join the madness – because here, being petty is the name of the game!

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	3994	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Votes:	5830
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

Ban, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Copium, Crafty, creeper, early access, general, Global 1488old, honeypot, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, News, November 15th, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, Pathofexile2.com, POE 2, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Crops Grown:	5339	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

#youtube, actress, Analysis, beauty standards, empowerment, Explanation, feminism, Gender norms, Hollywood, Interpretation, interview, Meaning, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, Natural, prefer, smp, societal expectations, Sydney Sweeny, Video

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4693
Runes Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, CHANGE, Conversion, Craft, decision, Departure, doubt, FAITH, LEAVING, leaving site, Minecraft, personal growth, Religion, religious conversion, Server, shi’ism, Spiritual Journey, transformation, TRANSITION, uncertainty, uncertainty about faith

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3016
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

Buu Saga, dumb shit, Emotional Hardship, Experience, Fusion, Future Trunks, Gohan, goku, goten, Gotenks, INTENSE, Minecraft, Peak Levels, Saiyan, smp, Strongest version, SUCKS, Super Saiyan, Tacked On, Training, trunks, Vegeta, Weakest Saga

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchantments Applied:	285
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

Chat, Community, Discord, free, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new players, ONLINE, Plot, Private, RPG, Server, Telegram, TrueVan, vk, welcome

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4872	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8

You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

truevan.ru

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

/a/ folder, Anime, collection, Community, Digital, Entertainment, Fandom, forum, hobby, image, long tail tags, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, Pictures, PIXEL, post, random pic, Server, Share, tags, upload

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	8777	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

advice, Anon, anonymous advice, Best advice, communication skills, compassion, constructive criticism, Crafty, Empathy, encouragement, friendship advice, giver, growth mindset., helpful tips, listening skills, personal advice, positive feedback, problem solving, relationship advice, self improvement, smp, supportive guidance, Understanding, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

affluent, chicks, Designer, exclusive, fashion, gossip, high society, Like.., luxury, Minecraft, no no, preppy, privileged, Rich, scandal, Secretly, Server, socialite, the, trend, up, Wealthy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

affordability, average person, Brazil, consumerism, cost, Country, digital divide, economic disparity, electronics, financial status, income, iPhone, iphone 16 pro, iphone 16 pro max, luxury, market trends, Minecraft, mobile device, player, PRO, purchasing power, Smartphone, smartphone ownership, smp, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

Agreement, blocky, brexit, Challenges, Deal, Economy, european union, Frustration, HARD, Impact, LolBrexit, Minecraft, negotiations, Politics, referendum, repercussions.., Server, stress, Trade, TRANSITION, uncertainty, United Kingdom, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magic Items Found:	3731	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.