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Blocky Crusaders: Minecraft Madness for Israel!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	3661	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us if you’re a defender of Israel because we have a million defenders just like you! And if Israel is ever in trouble, we’ll be there to save the day, no questions asked.

But that’s not all, we also have a strict “total shitlib death” policy. Anyone caught supporting communist rioters will be swiftly dealt with, because we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our server from those China-loving commies.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Unfucked Minecraft Server

beyond fixing, beyond help, beyond hope, beyond recovery, beyond redemption, beyond repair, beyond saving, damaged beyond repair, Doomed, hopeless, irreparable, irretrievable, irreversible, lost cause, Minecraft, Server, too far gone, unfucked, unsalvageable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

KidAtHeartMC

childhood memories, growing up, Inner child, introspection, KidAtHeartMC, looking back, Nostalgia, past self, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Votes:	8214
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Remember when you were 10 years old and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? You can still do that on our server! But this isn’t just any old Minecraft server, oh no. This is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner 10 year old self run wild with joy and wonder. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

CraftyNotes

Communication, CraftyNotes, down, future self, Habit, journaling, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, noting, organization, personal development, Planning, productivity, Reflection, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, things, Writing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Runes Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	178	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

Crafters Galaxy

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Minigames Faction Skyblock Roleplay Economy Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Quests Prison KitPvP BedWars Hunger Games Creative Whitelisted, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	1806
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to Crafters Galaxy! Join our friendly community to explore, build, and adventure together. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro, there’s something for everyone. Crafters Galaxy – your new Minecraft home! Crafters Galaxy – where every block is a new beginning!

play.craftersgalaxy.xyz:1242

MineHertz Network

Anarchy, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom, Experience, Friends, java, Minecraft, MineHertz Network, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Votes:	7214
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

MineHertz is a custom survival server where you can play with your Java and Bedrock friends and live an incredible custom survival experience!

minehertz.xyz:25733

EuroSisters Crafty Server

acceptance, activism, Allies, Community, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Eurosisters, GayBearRes, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, point, pride, representation, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, twitter, VISIBILITY

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	4410
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures with our resident Gay Bear, who will guide you through the craziest challenges and quests you’ve ever seen. Watch out for the rainbow-colored creepers and the fabulous zombies that will try to steal your diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals. And don’t forget about our exclusive potion brewing class taught by a real-life witch (just kidding, she’s actually a cat in a witch hat).

So why wait? Click that link and join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PhantomCraft Server: Chapter 32

chapter, Chapter 32, chilling, creepy, Dark, don’t hold back, dumping, eerie, fear, ghost story, haunted house, Horror, Mystery, Pan-pan-pandaaa, Paranormal, phantomcraft, scare, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, Welcome Ghost Mansion

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is all about letting loose and causing chaos!

Join us for epic panda battles where you can ride on the backs of these adorable creatures as you conquer the land. And don’t forget to unleash your creativity with our unlimited TNT supply – blow up anything and everything in sight!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who worship the almighty panda god. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner panda warrior roam free on our pandemonium-filled server!

HungryCraft Minecraft Server

cooking expectations, Courtesy, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family mealtime, family responsibilities, fixed lunch hours, food sharing, grocery contribution, HungryCraft, light food, lunch breaks, makeshift lunch, meal preparation, mealtime boundaries, mealtime etiquette, Minecraft, Server, snark remarks, work from office, working from home

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

RoomieCraft: No BF, No Fees!

Amenities, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Contribute, Expenses, fees, friendship, Frustration, living situation, personal space, privacy, Rent, RoomieCraft, roommate, temporary, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Utilities

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Dragon Eggs Found:	2438	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	160

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama and live in a world where you make the rules! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome.

Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, whether that means building a bra-free zone or creating a space where you can kick back and relax without any unwanted intrusions.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down, come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, there’s no need to worry about splitting rent or utilities with anyone – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate troubles and hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BlockbusterBinge

#guiltypleasure, addiction, alltimefavorite, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, comfortmovie, enjoyment, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, marathon viewing, Movie, moviebuff, nevergetsold, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	415532	Runes Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Potions Brewed:	171	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6522
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of watching the same movie for the 100th time? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about that again! Our server is so entertaining, you’ll never have time to watch a movie ever again. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like being in your favorite movie but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Join now and say goodbye to boring movie nights forever!