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SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	New Chunks Explored:	573599
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	492
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	137

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!