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  • Clowning Around: Suck It Up!

    Clowning Around: Suck It Up!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Clownlandia: The Dark Circus of Minecraft Madness

    Prepare yourself for a descent into madness, where porcelain smiles and painted-on laughs lurk behind every blocky corner! Clownlandia is not just a server; it’s a gravitational anomaly that pulls in the unsuspecting and spits out the unwary. Your journey starts here, where the absurd dances with the unsettling under the watchful eyes of our beloved creepy clowns!

    🎭 A World of Whimsy and Woe 🎭

    Are you prepared for the chaos? Clownlandia promises:

      • Porcelain clowns veering dangerously close to sentience.
      • Venetian masks that whisper secrets of the universe—if you dare listen.
      • Haunted carnival rides which may or may not lead to the Nether.

    Strap in for a ride where the only thing preventing a clown uprising is your sanity!

    The All-Seeing Eyes of Clownlandia

    Hidden within our world are the watchers—The Clowns—who observe as you mine, build, and possibly scream. The rules? They’re loose, like the fabric in your nightmares!

    Clownish Features What to Expect
    🎪 Circus PVP! Battle against fellow players who’ve been cursed by laughing gas!
    🤡 Horror Zones Stumble into areas teeming with cursed clowns ready to haunt your dreams!
    🎉 Carnival Games Try your luck, but beware: losing may lead to eternal servitude… or worse, balloon animals!

    The Great Debate: Clowns vs. Masks

    What’s so terrifying about a few mediocre decorations? Clowns are charming! After all, they’ve been in your life forever:

    "Who needs love when you have clowns?" —Anonymous Philosopher

    But maybe those masks are more than what they seem? Are they a portal to a realm where our fears fester like an open wound? Only the bravest will uncover the truth behind this decorative dilemma.

    Will You Join the Clown Army?

    The server is also home to the Great Clown Conspiracy. It was said that players once tried to erase the existence of clowns; they were never heard from again. Can you survive the rage of The Forgotten Jesters? Will you choose siding with your beloved masks or the clowns, the ancient guardians of chaos?

    Join Us—But Beware!

    “Suck it up!” is not just a phrase; it’s a mantra for living! The clowns hear you, and they’re always listening.

    In Clownlandia:

      • We don’t mourn those who leave. We celebrate—in a funhouse that might echo with screams.
      • Your sanity is merely a game. How many blocks can you stack before they crumble under the weight of the absurd?

    FAQs (Absolutely NOT Also Absurd)

    Q: Are the clowns real? A: They’d better be. Otherwise, what’s the point of our existence in this blocky realm?

    Q: Is sanity required to join? A: Presence of mind is a suggestion—our clowns disagree profoundly with its necessity.

    Q: Will I enjoy my time here? A: Define enjoy.

    Join Now—If You Dare!

    Are you ready to sacrifice your preconceptions at the altar of the funhouse mirror? Think you can handle the chaos of Clownlandia and survive to tell the tale? Or will you face the wrath of your girlfriend’s bad vibes?

    Enter the realm of twisted delight—where the bricks are bright, and the clowns are always watching. Your adventure awaits; don’t let it laugh at you alone!

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  • Suck It Up – Minecraft Server

    Suck It Up – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been playin’ minecraft and thought, “man, i wish i could join a server where the vacuum cleaners actually suck, but in a good way”? well, guess what, buddy, you’re in luck! our server is the only place where vacuum cleaners are the key to survival!

    picture this: you’re just mindin’ your own business, choppin’ down some trees, when suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner swoops in and sucks up all the wood! but don’t worry, that wood is magically transported to your inventory, so you don’t gotta do any work!

    but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary vacuum cleaner boss, who roams the land lookin’ for players to challenge. defeat him, and you’ll be rewarded with the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the game, capable of suckin’ up entire mountains in one go!

    so if you’re lookin’ for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us on our server! just remember, when someone says “this vacuum cleaner sucks,” it’s a good thing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JobCraft: No Suck Zone

    JobCraft: No Suck Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of working at boring old jobs that make you want to cry into your pillow every night? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs – all while getting paid in virtual diamonds!

    Forget about flipping burgers or filing paperwork, on our server you can become a professional dragon tamer, a master potion brewer, or even a unicorn whisperer (yes, unicorns totally exist in our world, don’t question it).

    So why waste your time in the real world when you can make a living in a virtual one that’s way more exciting? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft mogul!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

    Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

    And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

    Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

    So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

    PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

    🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

    👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

    💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

    All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

    Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

    So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

    SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures inspired by fanfiction masterpieces like “Fluster & Treat” where drama and romance unfold in unexpected ways. Or dive into the chaos of “Hit The Spot” where every block you break leads to a new hilarious mishap.

    But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Worldly Craft Minecraft Server

    Worldly Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    After spending countless hours researching countries, I’ve finally cracked the code – they all suck! But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the horrors of real life countries. Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

    Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

    So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

      • Active and Diverse Players
      • Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
      • Frequent server-wide events

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

    Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

    Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

    So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LionArch

    LionArch

    New Minecraft Servers

    Name: LionArch IP: mc.lionarch.net Servers: Survival + / Skyblock Open: 24/7 Status: Online

    First of all, welcome to our server! We are eager to have you here! •LionArch is a Minecraft server that’s constantly getting updated and growing daily. •As of the moment, we have a feudal / medieval themed survival + server & skyblock, with tons of unique features. •There’s also a whole economy on our server. Start from scratch and climb your way to the top! Trade with players, set up your own shop, get jobs and progress through the ranks! •Since the community is the most important for us, actively we are organizing events, drop parties and giveaways! •We also have a custom built discord server with prizes, events and other fun features •Our staff team is friendly and welcoming, always here to help you. We Hope you’re gonna have a great time here! Peace,

    mc.lionarch.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sweep smp

    Sweep smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sweep SMP is based on a semi-anarchy smp with economy, you can form a team and be the strongest and richest player on the server.

    -UPDATE LOG

    -removed cracked

    -removed AuthMe login

    CREDITS-

    SweepMan (owner)

    .NoMercyDust/Dustyw0lf (Co-Owner)

    Vitas Hamlet (Co-Owner)

    TahaKhan9 (Admin)

    NovaMc__ (Mod)

    Aleklol1 ​​(Jr Mod)

    SweepSMP.mcsuchti.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ashanar

    Ashanar

    New Minecraft Servers

    Here is the discord https://discord.gg/Fn9SaYU

    Its a new server im still setting up please feel free to stop in if u would like to help

    We have Jobs,EpicFurnaces,DisplyShops,DeluxesSellWands,CrazyCrates, AuctionsHouse,AdvanceMonthlyCrates,Lottery,AdvanceEnchantments

    I need a dev and Staff for support for players

    51.79.44.225:25597

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WiseCraft

    WiseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hi! Searching for some good ol’ survival?! Then come to our servers. Why? Because we take pride in giving our players much more freedom than most servers and our world rarely resets, meaning that you can build your month-long projects in peace. Chat with our small but dedicated community, have fun with your friends, and keep building big mountains or awesome farms/redstone contraptions! And we will be adding features to make the survival experience less painful but still true to its roots!

    Server IP: play.wisecraft.xyz Website: https://wisecraft.xyz Discord server: https://discord.gg/6uqPxGb

    Some features include (but aren’t limited to) – Exclusive Saving Grace feature keeping your armor and tools safe! – Items dropped by players dying are protected and pvp is togglable – Bluemap for spectating builds in your browser and /sit for more immersive rp’ing! – Per player mob caps for consistent mob farms – Inspired by Hermitcraft we even have some of their data packs like Armor Statues and Mob Head Drops – Very short tutorial – Vein miner and timber. Break the bottom block while crouching, and the whole thing will come crashing down! – Grief prevention plugin (aka claims)

    play.wisecraft.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hybox network

    Hybox network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hybox Network. We have a wide variety of modalities. Our Server Staffs are working to get the best game quality. Hybox Network is capable of supporting a large number of users and thus play without Lag. What are you waiting for? Get in now! Compatible with 1.8.x – 1.19.x | mc.hybox.gg

    mc.hybox.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RandCraft

    RandCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to RandCraft. A server made by the players, for the players. Come on in, whether you be a Survivalian, Skyblockian or Creativeian, we have you covered at RandCraft! Custom island in Skyblock, kits per rank in Survival and player shops! 1.15.2 PAPER server with Active Admin.

    mc.randcraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AlpineMC Pixelmon

    AlpineMC Pixelmon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alpine Pixelmon Server IP: mc.alpinesmc.com

    What makes us Unique? Legendary Tokens – Catch your favorite legendaries by obtaining a token and completing a specialized quest to obtain it! No more waiting around for 10+ hours just for the wrong legendary to spawn, simply find a coin and complete the quest to get your battle against a legendary! Over 35 Legendary quests to choose from!

    Custom Region – Our region was built from the ground up by our incredible build team, and features 15+ cities, complete with routes and a painted world for your enjoyment!

    Dungeons Galore – We offer 3 repeatable dungeons that span a thousand blocks in every direction for you to be entertained! Along with these, we have an additional 6+ one-time dungeons with intriguing and complex storylines!

    55+ Storyline Quests – We’ve spent a lot of time making sure your storyline experience is incredible, with 10 weekly repeatable quests, expansive dungeon quests, and a story that takes dozens of hours to explore through, you’ll be entertained for a while with our quest system.

    Extensive Post-Game – Once you’ve finished all of our tasks in the story there’s still a lot of post-game material to get through, including Legendary Trainers, the Rival Run, the Black Market, and even becoming a Player Gym Leader!

    mc.alpinesmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cureclutch smp

    Cureclutch smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cureclutch SMP is one of most optimal Lifesteal smp cracked and PE supported With Lowest Ping For India Players. Do check it out If you want the best Lifesteal Experience with no lag and best ping.

    [✓] low ping

    [✓] mumbai hosting

    [✓] 20 tps [NO LAG]

    [✓] lifesteal server

    [✓]Gaming Community

    [✓]Friendly People

    [✓]Daily Livestreams

    [✓]Active Staff

    [✓] 24/7 online

    [✓] bedrock players can also play

    play.cureclutchsmp.tk:25591

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bingcraft

    Bingcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server is a friendly server, we have pvp arena, kits and claim kit to void griefing, you can trust playersi inside your claim, we got /wild to randomtp it’s a fun server with strict rules for hackers, no one has reached end world so dragon is still out there, join us and kill ender dragon before someone else does before you and steals the egg as decoration

    play.bingcraft.ml

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creators And Chill

    Creators And Chill

    New Minecraft Servers

    Creators and Chill is a System Safe Server! We are a semi-vanilla survival economy server, with a twist~

    In the Creators and Chill server, wealth is obtained through a multitude of physical currencies which can be interchanged for set rates or turned into emeralds for use in your own villager hubs, creating a seamless extension of the Survival gameplay. There are dozens of admin shops, access to player shops, a community marketplace and three Kingdoms with unique lore and vendors. Claim land with /kit claim and gain more land the longer you play. We have a dedicated discord and online store to get you engaged with the community and making you feel right at home. Features like /sethome are replaced with items when possible, such as the Homestar: a tool you can purchase which will teleport you to your re-spawn location.

    With expansive RPG Quests, hermit vendors hidden across the world, seasonal events, access to warps, a unique economy and over 9 new armor and tool sets, theres always something new to grind or explore!

    Creators and Chill runs 1.16.4 and will strive to update to the latest version when possible.

    Plugins installed on server: AntiCreeper, EssentialsX, HomeStar, LuckPerms, MythicMobs, MultiverseCore, SavageDeathChest, Shopkeepers, WorldEdit, WorldGuard, among others

    54.39.68.58:25612

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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