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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7973 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7479 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 220 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly without fear of missing any calls from your significant other in distress. And if you do happen to miss a call, don’t worry – we won’t judge you or give you the cold shoulder like some people do in real life.
Join us for a grand adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any relationship drama getting in the way. And hey, if you ever need a ride to the tow yard, just ask in the chat – we’ve got plenty of players willing to help out (for a small fee of diamonds, of course).
So come on over and join our server, where the only emergencies you’ll face are running out of torches in a dark cave or accidentally falling into a pit of lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any angry partners blaming you for their car getting towed!
