Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a game of Creeper dodgeball where the losers get blown up into the stratosphere?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a game of chess. And rumor has it that if you beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you unlimited power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who’s next to join the fun?
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you ROFL so hard, you’ll forget about all your problems? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent fighting against evil mobs. Rumor has it that once you join, you’ll never want to leave because the fun never stops!
And don’t even get us started on the voice acting! Our server is so epic, even the voice actors are lining up to join. Who needs that other famous voice actor when you can have a parrot narrate your adventures in the most hilarious way possible?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.
and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!
come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!
our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?
so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!
| Server Version | 1.20.1 and updating |
|---|---|
| Special Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles |
| Performance | Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs |
| Gameplay | Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay |
| Special Mod | The Origins mod with custom origins |
A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.
A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.
A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.
A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.
A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Llamas, where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!