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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1747 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 160 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.
remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.
oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.
so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.
