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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9894 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2949 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!