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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4161 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.
And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.
So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.