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MoneyMakers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the Minecraft world, mining for hours just to scrape together a few measly diamonds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have 6 figure earners roaming around like it’s no big deal. How do they do it, you ask? Well, rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But hey, if you’re brave enough to take on those fluffy little demons, you too could be rolling in the diamonds in no time. So why not join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Who knows, maybe you’ll even be able to afford your own virtual yacht one day.

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! Our server is home to a secret society of diamond-loving llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the mythical enchanted golden carrot. Legend has it that whoever possesses this carrot will gain the power to control the weather in the game! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Votes:	3945
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the best advice you’ll ever receive is to never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Seriously, those feathered fiends are up to no good!

We have epic events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69 where the sheep rose up against their human overlords and demanded better grazing conditions. It was a woolly war like no other!

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust us, it never ends well.

ResoluteRedditorsMC

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2435	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions every year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you achieve all your goals! Join us and become a master builder, a redstone wizard, or even a diamond hoarder – the possibilities are endless!

Our server is so magical that players who join actually find themselves becoming more productive in real life too. One player even claimed that after joining our server, they were able to finally clean their room for the first time in years!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on our server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player swears they found it and wished for an endless supply of diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and watch as your New Year’s resolutions come true in the most unexpected ways!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension Hops:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the best advice of your life – always carry a bucket of lava with you for emergencies! Trust us, it’ll come in handy when you least expect it. Our server is like no other, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking creeper. So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	964	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a mere mortal? Join our server and unlock the ultimate cheat codes for real life! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to have infinite diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? We got you covered. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft fantasies in real life!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3115	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

BabyBlockerCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	6853	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Star Shards Collected:	77
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8386	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Star Shards Collected:	151	Buildings Constructed:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	621980	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4333	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!