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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftyChan Minecraft Server

4chan, Archive, Authorization, CONTENT, CraftyChan, data collection organizations, Decentralization, dollars, image learning models, leeches, LLM models, meme pages, Minecraft, namefagging, original content, Pearls, personal information, Server, STOP, Stories, success rates, Tracking, Youtubers

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Are you tired of feeding LLM models and data collection organizations with your original content on 4chan? Are you sick of giving YouTubers and meme pages full authorization to profit off your posts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and leave the namefagging behind. We offer a safe haven for all players who are tired of giving leeches what they want. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for pearl-clutching, so you can rest easy knowing your pearls are safe with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Ender Dragon Slayer yourself and earn a spot in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to feeding LLM models and data collection organizations. Your pearls will thank you!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

Coastal Living, coastal snow, coastal snowfall, coastal snowflakes, coastal snowscape, coastal snowstorm, Ive, Minecraft, never seen snow, smp, Snow, snowless adventure, snowless climate, snowless experience, snowless journey, snowless landscape, snowless life, snowless phenomenon, snowless terrain, snowless wonder, SnowlessSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

CraftyAlcoholBan Minecraft Server

accident, AITAH, alcohol, CAR, CraftyAlcoholBan, Disrespect, Driver, Friends, long tail tags, Minecraft, Opinions, parents, Possession, pulled over, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, Risk, Server, trip, Trust, under 21

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Are you tired of taking all the fall for your friends’ shenanigans? Do you want to avoid the risk of getting in trouble while still having a blast? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart!

Forget about the stress of being the responsible one in your group – on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing is blocks! No need to worry about getting pulled over by virtual cops or dealing with virtual accidents. Plus, you can still have a wild time with your friends without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs alcohol when you have the thrill of mining and crafting? Trust us, it’s a lot safer and a whole lot more fun!

MomAndStepDadOopsies

blended family, Communication, custody, Divorce, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family rules, Family Therapy, family unity, family vacations, favoritism, healing, MomAndStepDadOopsies, moving on, parenting, rejection, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this crazy blended family! Join us for a wild ride filled with strict rules and unexpected drama.

Need permission to build that epic castle? Forget asking the regular players, you’ll need to ask your “new parent” on the server. And forget about playing with just your bio siblings, everyone has to mix it up and collaborate.

Don’t even think about closing your bedroom door, we want to see if you’re mixing with the other players. And don’t forget to spread the love by telling your fellow players one thing you love about them every day.

But the best part? No step/half nonsense here – we’re all about creating a blended Minecraft family. Just like in real life, things may get chaotic and fights may break out, but that’s all part of the fun!

So join us on this wild Minecraft server and see if you can navigate the crazy rules and drama just like the OP in this story. Who knows, you may even find yourself creating your own blended Minecraft family with players you never expected to mix with!

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	7377
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	85
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4861	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5815	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crops Grown:	5439	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7513	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4846	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Unprecedented success rates Minecraft Servers