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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6470 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Star Shards Collected: | 150 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!