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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8017 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 52 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!