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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Buildings Constructed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	7376	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ores Mined:	2765
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8287
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension Hops:	10

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7008	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mines Excavated:	3560	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6408
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	7963
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7408	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9951
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!