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Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	3662
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2187	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	241
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9981	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!