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Crafty Air Quality Check

Air, air circulation, air purifier, air quality, Allergies, Breathing, CHECK, clean air, contaminants, Crafty, dust, fresh air, health, HVAC, IAQ, indoor air, indoor environment, Mold, Pollutants, Pollution, Quality, respiratory health, room, ventilation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of breathing in stale air while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, the air quality is top-notch! We have special air purifiers installed in every player’s room to ensure you are getting the freshest air possible while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of dancing pigs that will entertain you with their funky moves as you explore the vast world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (Minecraft wishes, of course).

Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, air-purifying, pig-dancing, unicorn-wishing Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: ‘Henlo?’

#sayinghello, Communication, Conversation, cute, Digital, Friendly, Fun, Greeting, hello, Henlo, humor, internet, LolCraft, meme, ONLINE, Popular, quirky, socializing, Texting, trendy, viral

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Crops Grown:	6080
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

Absurd, Allowed, bathroom, Boys, comedy, controversial, Crafty, crude, dont, Edgy, fills, funny, gals, Girls, gross, humor, inappropriate, Mouth, Naughty, offensive, Poop, Shit, taboo, toilet humor

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crops Grown:	1442

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

amerindian, bazaar, black hair, blocky, Bolivian, BOOTY, brown skin, children, city, condomless, Dec, dec 2022, free sex, infertile, intimate encounter, jan 2023, meets, Minecraft, personal experience, Prostitute, sex, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual life, Sexy, surgery, Time

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crops Grown:	1884	New Chunks Explored:	619199
Potions Brewed:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaeldzCraft, Baelz, BaelzBrush, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, dances, DREAM CATCHER, forgotten at the daycare, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lies of p, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Previous Stream, Promise swag, Rats, rrat, rule, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Talent_ハコス・ベールズ, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

ALERT, Barrelly, Barrels, Caution, containers, guard, keep safe, Legal, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, momentary, monitor, oversee, Precaution, Preserve, Protect, RESPONSIBILITY, Safeguard, Secure, Server, Storage, temporary, vigilance, watchful

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	8578
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	256	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4084

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

Aaron Bushnell, activism, advocacy, Awareness, Bushnells, Community, Crafty, Forgotten, forgotten hero, Impact, Justice, madness, Memory, Minecraft, movement, poopy protestor, protest, protestor, social justice, solidarity, Support, Tribute, tribute to Aaron Bushnell, zero threads

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6118	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	475
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!