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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1821 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.