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SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to assert their dominance in the most hilarious ways possible! Are you tired of people not following basic etiquette, like letting passengers exit before boarding the subway train? Well, on our server, you can slam into those rude players with your virtual shoulder and show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles of subway etiquette, where you can shoulder your way to victory and leave your opponents cursing and questioning their life choices. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your daring subway maneuvers!

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not afraid to throw some virtual elbows in the name of good manners. Who’s side will Reddit be on? Join now and find out!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8990	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4102
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!