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SubwayAnnouncementFails

Announcements, city life, Communication, commuters, confusion, coping mechanisms, Daily Life, Frustration, language barrier, metro, Miscommunication., noise pollution, passenger experience, public transportation, Subway, SubwayAnnouncementFails, Transit, transportation system, travel, Underground, urban living

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

u know when u on the subway and the announcer is like “next stop isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

CraftyCrimez

Adrenaline Rush, consequences, CraftyCrimez, crime, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, FANTASY, forbidden act, hidden desire, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, illegal, Justice, law, morality, punishment, secret, temptation, Thrill

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Star Shards Collected:	120
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest criminal fantasies without any consequences! Want to steal all the diamonds in sight? Go for it! Want to build a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Absolutely!

Join our server and let your inner criminal mastermind run wild. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious bandit in all of Minecraft! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and start your life of crime today!

NATOcraft: USA vs. Armenia vs. Azerbaijan

armenia, azerbaijan, Caucasus region, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, invites, military alliance, NATO summit, NATOcraft, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, political news, security cooperation, strategic partnerships, summit attendees, summit invitation, transatlantic relations., united states, Usa

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	88
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FREAKIN’ NATO SUMMIT GOIN’ ON, Y’ALL! WE GOT ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN UP IN HERE, BUILDIN’ PIXELATED PEACE TREATIES AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TOGETHER! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN BUILD A BLOCKY ALLIANCE THAT CAN STAND THE TEST OF TIME! #BLOCKDIPLOMACY #CREEPERPEACE #MINECRAFTNATO

MineCraftMortify

awkward, awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, EMBARRASSMENT, humiliating experiences, Humiliation, MineCraftMortify, mortifying moment, public humiliation, regret, shame, social blunder, unforgettable

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Gods Slained:	1

LOL come join dis server where we make mortifying moments look like a walk in da park! We got creepers dat explode in rainbow colors, pigs dat fly like superman, and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs!

Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the whole server, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with ice cream blocks and marshmallow trees!

Join us and be part of da craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs normal when you can have absurdly awesome?! Let’s make mortifying moments our new favorite pastime!

Crusher Nation

Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Crusher Nation is a survival server that has a balanced economy, challenges and ranks.

Create clans with your friends, develop a team and a base and thrive together.

You can progress by doing your daily challenges to earn gold, then exchange this gold for ranks. Cool skins and features are available on our store if you are interested.

The server always have new features and updates coming out. There is always something new and fresh for you to enjoy.

What are you waiting for? Join for an exceptional experience.

Discord: https://discord.gg/3rj7Kexj3C IP: Play.crushernation.com Server Version: 1.20.4

Play.crushernation.com

CurioCraft HARDCORE SURVIVAL MODS 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Adventures, Battles, constitution, CurioCraft, Currency, Forge, Good Game, Hardcore, Kingdoms, limited gathering, middle ages, Minecraft, Mods, Pleasant Community, rules, Server, Survival, Travels

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Hello, wanderer! This is a private server based on the Middle Ages. Here you will find Adventures, your own currency, which is almost uninflationary, and much, much more. There are Travels, Kingdoms, Battles and a Pleasant Community! Come in if you’re interested)

Forge 36.2.39 Mods – https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10XUUU48AKepdiJWkPVwxpN1Hnr32J0Ip?usp=sharingThe gathering of players is limited! 2/20!

PS Come to our ds, there is the “constitution” channel to read about the server rules

Have a good game)

curio.exaroton.me

Rat Empire: The Cheesiest Minecraft Server Around! No Cats Allowed!

+18, Allowed, Cats, Cheesiest, data packs, Discord, Empire, EU, Friends, griefing rules, invite, Latest Version, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, New faces, No mods, Plugins, rat, SECURITY, Server, shulker pieces, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6060	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Info	Details
Version	Latest
Age Requirement	Over 18
RAM	10GB
Location	EU
Mods	No mods
	Extra mob heads, multiplayer sleep, more shulker pieces, etc.
Griefing Rules	No griefing, safe and welcoming environment
Backup	Twice a day

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by adding the server owner on Discord with the username: beyblademaster

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

We ask that all players follow the age requirement of being over 18 and maintain a positive and friendly attitude towards other players.

3. Are there any limitations on building or exploring?

There are no specific limitations, but we encourage players to keep things compact and considerate of others’ builds.

4. Can I suggest adding new plugins or data packs to the server?

Yes, suggestions for new plugins or data packs are welcome and can be discussed with the server owners.

BorderPatrolMC Server

+x, biden, border patrol, border security, BorderPatrolMC, controversy, credibility, fact check, false claims, Government, immigration, Lies, Misinformation, Politics, president, Server, Statement, Support, trump, trustworthiness, Truth, us mexico border

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	238	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Biden’s border patrol claims? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are questioning reality. Join us for a chance to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and Steve is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this absurdly hilarious server – because truth is definitely stranger than fiction here!

BoozeCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcoholism, bargains, Bars, BoozeCraft, budgeting, cheap booze, clubs, Deals, DISCOUNTS, drinks, Events, free booze, frugal living, happy hour, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, promotions, saving money, Server, socializing, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	177	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to afford a measly bottle of potion? Look no further, our Minecraft server has a secret underground speakeasy where you can get all the cheap/free booze your heart desires! Just follow the trail of redstone torches and don’t mind the creepers guarding the entrance, they’re just there for show. Join us now for a wild night of blocky debauchery and questionable decision-making!

DisabledDigs Minecraft Server

accessibility, accommodations, Assistance, bathroom etiquette, compassion, disability awareness, disabled bathroom, disabled child, disabled rights, DisabledDigs, inclusive spaces, long wait times, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, patience, public restrooms, Server, societal expectations, special needs, toileting, understanding disabilities

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental strangers while trying to help your disabled child in public bathrooms? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the bathroom drama!

Join our server and build your own accessible bathroom for your disabled child, complete with all the necessary amenities and plenty of space for a stress-free toileting experience. No more awkward encounters with nosy old ladies who just don’t understand the struggles of parenting a disabled child.

Plus, on our server, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate bathroom empire, complete with luxurious jacuzzis, golden toilets, and even a secret portal to a magical bathroom dimension. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So come on, join our server today and say goodbye to bathroom woes forever. Because when it comes to helping your disabled child, we’ve got your back (and your toilet paper)!

ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy

ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy, dig into ground, Distance, driving history, event area, flat bed, Humiliation, Jobless, mobility scooter, obese cousin, off-road use, options explored, out of state wedding, Parking, public park, rental agencies, rental vehicle, Shaming, strength, thin wheels, truck loan, wheelchair

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Imagine a world where you can ride a mobility scooter through a virtual park without any limitations! No need to worry about off-road use or flat tires, just pure fun and excitement.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and enjoy yourself, without any judgment or shame. Embrace the freedom to explore and create your own path, just like pushing a wheelchair through grass and dirt.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even pushing a six-hundred-pound cousin in a wheelchair across a public park. Let’s make memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!