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XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Animals Bred:	176
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3344
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3017	Star Shards Collected:	201
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1442	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	8078
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6945	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.