suburbs – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DriveThruDilemma
3 hours, Airport, city, Clients, cost, DriveThruDilemma, Driving, drop off, Impact, in-laws, luggage, Pick up, Questioning, selfish, Snow, suburbs, traffic, Uber, work from home, young children
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with in-laws? Look no further! Our server is like a straight drive from the airport to the suburbs – easy and stress-free! Join us and experience the thrill of picking up virtual in-laws without the hassle of traffic delays.
Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re dealing with external clients while your partner is off on a 4.5-hour adventure to pick up their parents. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual snow for you to shovel and luggage to carry to the door – all from the comfort of your own home!
So come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for those who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws and the importance of a good Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Banana

Adventure, Adventurer, banana, Biomes, Builder, CityCenter, Community, creativity, Difficulty, Farming, InnerCity, landscapes, Livestock, Mods, paths, Rewards, RuralAreas, SeasonThree, shadows, Shoppingdistrict, smp, suburbs

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

Overview

This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

Choose your Origin
Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo
Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths. Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Features

Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths. Features neighborhoods for every playstyle:

Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Details
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

Information
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist

Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Banana SMP?	To join, you need to first join our Discord server and get whitelisted. You can find the link above.
What mods are included in the modpack?	You can check out our modlist by visiting the link provided above for our modpack.
Can I choose my own Origin in Banana City?	Yes, you can choose your Origin and start your adventure in one of the unique neighborhoods or go solo.
Is Banana SMP suitable for all playstyles?	Yes, Banana City features neighborhoods tailored for builders, decorators, teams, farmers, and livestock enthusiasts.

CraftyCarCaper
arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

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BusStopBattles
adult activities, adult responsibilities, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.
But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

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BullyBashinTeacherSlackin
BullyBashinTeacherSlackin, bullying, college stress, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disciplinary action, German class, guidance counselor, high school, intervention, parental support, Principal, Profanity, public school, senior girl, standing up for myself, STUDENT, suburbs, Support, Teacher, verbal abuse
Are you tired of dealing with mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant "shut the f*** up" sign for Bridgett, unleash your creativity, and show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of high school and let loose with some epic profanity-filled revenge. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!
City Living, city planning, community dynamics, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, gentrification, large cities, minority populations, Population, predominantly white, racial composition, racial demographics, racial makeup, segregation, Server, Snowy, Social Issues, suburbs, urban areas, urban development, urbanization
Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

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CraftyBlockz: Where Suburbs and LOLz Collide in the Ultimate Podlife Showdown!
car dependency, collide, Community, conservatism, CraftyBlockz, culture, debate, discussion, environmental impact, Ideology, internet culture, internet forum, Lifestyle, lolz, Podlife, Politics, resistance, showdown, social media, society, suburbs, Ultimate, Urban planning, urban sprawl, urbanization
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! We may not have a name, but we sure have a lot of craziness going on. Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a battle between suburban defenders and podlife haters… wait, what even is podlife?
But don’t worry, you won’t have time to question it because you’ll be too busy building your Minecraft empire while dodging flaming arrows from the suburban warriors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Minecart of Destiny that will take you on a wild ride through the server’s most treacherous terrains.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre clash of ideologies while trying to survive in a virtual world where anything can happen? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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HezboCraft: IAF Takedown
airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.
build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.
so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!
Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?
So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

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AtlantikMC
Advanced Systems, Adventure, AtlantikMC, bedrock, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, oyna.atlantikmc.com., Play, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Website
AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.
IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/
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SissyCraft Minecraft Server
age, autist, babeCOCK, bc, dick, even, gamble, Generator, girl, height, International, iq, Minecraft, name.., Nationality, odd number, Raw, Server, sissification, SissyCraft, tf.., tg, trait, Trans, weight
Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.
Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

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Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP
chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp
“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

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ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server
Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy
Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

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PrePub Trimz – No Regrets
childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!
Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!
But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?
Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

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Hypeless in Minecraft SMP
baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

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BlockBustersMC
BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm
Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin
so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.
join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.
come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

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