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ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	73
Dragon Eggs Found:	956	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8170
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55
Void Gems Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	248
Dragon Eggs Found:	4299	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	8951	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	133	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ores Mined:	3248	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	895
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!