Subtle Torture MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPainLand

deceptive torture, disguised suffering, living hell, Harmless, deceptive punishment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punishment is just a fun little game of torture! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every wrong move could lead to a hilarious but painful consequence.

Imagine being chased by an army of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or being forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe while being serenaded by a chorus of creepers. Our punishments may seem harmless at first, but trust us, they will make you question your sanity and your will to live in the most entertaining way possible.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where getting pranked by a mischievous Enderman is considered a rite of passage, or where falling into a pit of lava is just a warm and toasty welcome? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

International, USMNT, talent, Diversity, skill

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with kids from countries where football (or soccer for you Americans) is the number one sport! These kids are so talented, they’ll be filling up the USMNT for generations to come. Join our server and witness epic battles on the virtual pitch as these future soccer stars show off their skills in between building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Who needs diamonds when you have the next Messi or Ronaldo on your team? Join now and be a part of the soccer revolution in Minecraft!

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SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

marital conflicts, morning routines, relationship issues, Edition, good intentions

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

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SmileCraft Minecraft Server

Gratitude, simple joys, Heartwarming, Feel-Good, cheerful

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you with their angelic voices. And not just any chickens, these chickens are wearing tiny top hats and monocles, strutting around like they own the place. Join our server for a chance to be serenaded by the fanciest chickens in all of Minecraft! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

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CraftyCrafterz

Corruption, shady dealings, questionable tactics, Business, consumer protection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasures in our virtual world – we promise it’s not a scam, just regular business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Fluffy Bunny Dragon. Legend has it that whoever defeats this fluffy beast will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime (and maybe even a few questionable business transactions along the way)!

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QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Repetition, mindset, quantum physics, quantum world, Expectations

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

ProstatePvP, Shenanigans, Serum

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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Mine-pvp

LifeSteal, Survival Games, PvP, Vanilla, Anarchy

Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

216.202.220.44:25202

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Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Whitelist, Minecraft, CREEPERS, Border Missions, Scared

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

optimism, future event, determination, countdown, Server

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

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