subtle jabs – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FamCraft Minecraft Server
advice, astrology, Beliefs, bfs family, calling out, college, digestive issues, dismissive comments, Doctor, FamCraft, Healer, invade space, live at home, Minecraft, nitpicking, not religious, passive aggressive, reiki, Religion, Server, sick, sister, Southeast Asian, SPIRITUAL, subtle jabs, Support, unsolicited advice
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of spiritual healing and passive-aggressive comments! Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and unsolicited advice? Come to our server where you can escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest pixelated castle.
Our server is like a virtual reiki session, but with more explosions and less judgement. Explore our vast world and let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you to “just get stronger” or “eat more” (unless you’re talking about in-game food, of course).
Forget about real-life family drama and dive into a world where the only family you have to deal with are the mobs trying to take you down. Build alliances with other players and conquer the virtual universe together.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s mom acting as a healer when you can have a whole community of players to support you? Plus, our server is 100% astrology-free, guaranteed!

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New Server IP
ChinaCraft Minecraft Server
Automotive Industry, China, Chinacraft, Chinese, Commerce, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export, global market, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, policy, regulations, Server, Tariffs, Taxation, Trade
lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

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New Server IP
TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour
British politics, Campaign, conservative party, constituency, Defeat, election, Former Tory, general election, Government, labour, liz truss, LizLostToLabour, loses, Member of Parliament, opposition, Politics, prime minister, Seat, TrussCraft, uk, Voting
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

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New Server IP
PhaseCraft: Parents’ Nightmare
acceptance, ARTISTRY, career, Commitment, culture, death metal, Dedication, family, genre, heavy metal, Music, Musicians, Nightmare, parents, Passion, Perception, phase, PhaseCraft, Rebellion, stereotype, Support, Wonder
LOL u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. like, u know how parents of death metal musicians be like “it’s just a phase”? well, on this server, we embrace the metal vibes 24/7. we got creepers headbanging to blast beats, skeletons shredding on guitars, and zombies growling like lead singers. it’s a total headbang fest, dude.
but that’s not all, fam. we also got flying pigs that drop bacon bombs, talking cows that tell dad jokes, and dancing llamas that break it down like it’s nobody’s business. it’s a total party up in here, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground rave cave where all the mobs go to let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow? yeah, it’s lit, bro.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have a good time and rock out like there’s no tomorrow. see you on the flip side, my dude.

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New Server IP

Quarantined SMP: Where hermitcraft meets your mom’s basement – 16+ only!

Active players, apply, Backpacks, basement, Builds, Community, create mod, discord server, Forge server, Google form, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, long-term world, looking for players, meets, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, moms, Quarantined, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust, vanilla tweaks, Waystones

Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.20.1
Type	Close community, long term world
Survival	Proper survival with shopping district and minigame district
Mods	Forge server with light mods (waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks) + create mod

Overview:

This server is a Hermitcraft-like server with about 9 consistent players. We are looking for more players to join our close-knit community. We focus on collaboration and trust to create amazing builds together. Our target is to have 12-15 active players on the server.

Join the Server:

To apply to join the server, please join the Discord server or fill out the Google form:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many players are currently on the server?	There are about 9 consistent players, but we are looking to expand to 12-15 active players.
What type of server is it?	It is a Hermitcraft-like server with a focus on community-building and collaboration.
What mods are used on the server?	The server uses light mods such as waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks, and the create mod.
Is there a minimum age requirement to join?	We prefer members to be 16 years or older.

MirrorCraft Minecraft Server
Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, MirrorCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, Server
Are you tired of looking at your blocky, pixelated self in the mirror and feeling like a total Minecraft noob? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a 10/10 diamond block hottie! Join us and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a pixelated Adonis or Aphrodite, guaranteed to make all the other players swoon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stylish skin, the coolest house, and the most impressive diamond collection. The winner gets a virtual crown made of emeralds and bragging rights for eternity.
And if you’re feeling a bit down about your lack of Minecraft skills, don’t worry – our server is full of friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand (or a pickaxe) to help you become a Minecraft master in no time. So come join us, where even the most blocky among us can feel like a Minecraft superstar!

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New Server IP
CraftyCraic Minecraft Server – Roleplay Edition
Adult, CraftyCraic, creative writing, Doordash Edition, Edition, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, storytelling, Thread
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level with our Erotic Roleplaying Thread Doordash Edition!
Join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures where you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies with other players. Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman seducing a villager? We’ve got you covered!
Our server is filled with passionate players who are ready to take your roleplaying experience to the next level. From naughty nurses to kinky creepers, the possibilities are endless.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are dedicated to turning Minecraft into a sensual playground? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through seductive whispers.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

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New Server IP
DreamCraft: Where Anything is Possible!
BELIEF, Consciousness, creativity, Deception, DreamCraft, dreams, Experience, falsehood, FANTASY, ILLUSION, imagination, introspection, Memory, Perception, Psychology, Reality, skepticism, storytelling, subconscious, Truth, validation
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server
banner, description, GIF, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, server rating, Survival, Without
The owner of the server «SURVIVING WITHOUT HUSK» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
8eih.vanillaboxmc.ru

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New Server IP
StyxMC
bedrock, Community, Discord, enemies, Exploration, friendship, Griefprevention, java, Land claiming, Landclaim, leveled mobs, Npc Shops, Npcs, planet minecraft, Questing, Quests, Reforge System, RPG, Rtp, Server, Skill System, smp, StyxMC, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Upgrade System
(WORKS ON BOTH JAVA AND BEDROCK!) StiksMC is a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Minecraft server that welcomes all! Join us and begin your new journey in our server. Explore, claim land, befriend or even make enemies… No matter how you play do you also have what it takes? We offer survival with a twist so we will leave most of the discovery to you! We also have Leveled mobs and a skill system to balance out things. We also offer an upgrade/reforge system. We even have NPC’s that offers shops and quest. We hope to see you around!
Join us on discord at discord.gg/island
play.stiksmc.us

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New Server IP

Sarah’s Chaos World: Where Minecraft and Vegemite collide in glorious messiness!

Abilities, Allies, Assistance, Australian, call of duty, Chaos, collide, custom classes, Discord, Eco Pets, geared up, Glorious, Ladder board, leaderboard, Leveling, messiness, Minecraft, Moderator, Nuketown, Pets, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Sarahs, Skills, smp, Training, Vegemite, world

Server	MurkPvP
Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
Description	Ive started a MMO based server, lightly based off old RS type style quests, featuring MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server feature?	The server features MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets.
How can I check my ranking on the ladder by competing with others?	Type `/mctop` to see where you are on the leaderboard.
Are there specific maps available for Mob Arena?	Yes, the server features recreated Call of Duty zombie maps such as Nuketown for battle with custom classes and preset items.
How many quests are available and what rewards do they offer?	There are over 200 quests available with rewards and questlines to gear up and level up skills, along with earning money to spend at the shop.
Can I adopt and train pets on the server to assist me in tasks?	Yes, the server offers Eco Pets which can be adopted and trained with unique abilities to assist in combat and resource gathering.
Will there be map resets on the server?	No, there will be no map resets on the server.
Are player moderation positions available in the future?	The server owner will be looking for players who can moderate in the future.