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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3119	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4304	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

Italian Based Minecraft SMP

Based, Italian, Italian architecture, italian art, Italian community, Italian Cuisine, Italian culture, Italian fashion, italian food, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian hospitality, Italian language, Italian lifestyle, Italian Music, Italian people, Italian pride, Italian roots, Italian traditions, ITALIANS, italy, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate pasta party! Our Italian-themed server is filled with pizza-loving villagers, spaghetti mines, and gelato-filled chests. Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the secret meatball temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one meatball at a time! 🍝🍕🇮🇹

Crafty Wars Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3219
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to reverse rape your enemies! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for some outrageous PvP battles and crazy adventures.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a Plat shop where you can buy all sorts of ridiculous items to help you in your quest for domination. Need a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Alliance4Funbros, led by the one and only ddaavveeFTW. These guys are known for their epic battles and insane tactics. Want to join their ranks? Just ask for an invite.

And let’s not forget about the ClansWarbros, led by KillsawOblivion. These guys are always up for a challenge and will stop at nothing to claim victory. Want to test your skills against them? Bring it on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

””Fauna = loser?” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of being the only member on your Minecraft SMP who hasn’t hit 1 million subs yet? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Baelz has reached that milestone! Join now before your graduation becomes just a sad attempt to save face. We have crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Crafty Drug Feels Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battle of Waterloo like never before! Play as a French girl warrior and fight off the invaders with your potion-making skills. Plus, on our server, all drugs are legal just like in the true France – so get ready for some wild adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so historically accurate and crazy at the same time? Come join us and be a part of the French resistance like never before!

The Game Award’s Chosen Minecraft SMP Victors

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of being robbed of your rightful victory in The Game Awards every year? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, YOU are the ultimate winner! Join us and experience a world where the only award that matters is the one you give yourself for building the most epic roller coaster or creating the most ridiculous redstone contraption. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly building competition gets a real-life trophy made out of diamond blocks! So why settle for The Game Awards when you can be the true champion of our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and start your journey to glory!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Genre-Killer Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic anime, manga, and light novels that all blend together in a sea of mediocrity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where anime, manga, and LN have been taken to the next level – literally!

On our server, you can fight off hordes of evil demons with your trusty magical girl wand, team up with your favorite waifus and husbandos to build the ultimate fortress, and even ride on the back of a giant mecha while battling it out in epic PvP battles. But beware, because the stakes are high and the consequences are real – if you die in the game, you die in real life (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?).

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the anime/manga/LN that killed the genre forever. Here, the only thing getting killed is your boredom!

Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Votes:	178	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.