subtle jab – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

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SocietySMP – Ruined by Minecraft

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Are you tired of society’s rules and restrictions holding you back from living your best blocky life? Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. So come on, join us and let’s tear down society one block at a time!

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BlockyLoveHideaway

Admit, BlockyLoveHideaway, concealed affections, confidential preferences, covert obsessions, forbidden delights, guilty pleasures, guilty secrets, guys, hidden fascinations, hidden passions, love, private fixations, private joys, secret pleasures, Secrets, undercover hobbies, undercover interests, undisclosed favorites, undisclosed indulgences, unspoken desires

Do you secretly love building giant banana statues in Minecraft but would never admit it to your friends? Well, fear not because our server is the perfect place for all your fruity creations! Join us and unleash your inner banana architect as you compete in our weekly “Biggest Banana Build” contest. Who knows, you might just become the top banana on the server! So come on, don’t slip up on this opportunity to join the most a-peeling Minecraft community out there!

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CraftyHostageTruceDeal

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So, like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And, like, one time, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with a carrot on a stick. And, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance party that happens every Friday night at the pixelated disco club. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

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ByoneWorldMC

ALTARS, bedrock, boss fights, Castles, Community, Cross-Play, customized, Economy, End.., ender dragon, java, Loot, Mineshafts, modded survival, Nether, Ocean Monuments, Pillager Outposts, pipe lines, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, underwater ruins, Villages

Welcome to ByoneWorldMC We would be considered a modded survival server, you do not have to download anything to join us. Java & Bedrock users are both welcome in our community. Our server offers something to all types of players. Villages, Mineshafts, Underwater Ruins, Ocean Monuments, Pillager Outposts. & much more in the overworld are all customized structures generated on our server. The Nether & The End are nothing like you’ve experienced before.. With brand new structures.. Villages, Castles, Pipe Lines, Altars, Boss Fights & Loot! The Ender Dragon fight & End Cities are also re-done. We offer so many plugins on the server also.. It told me I couldn’t list them all! Be apart of the community & experience the fun!

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The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]

applicationentry, bedrock, Clans, Custommap, Danes, embia, Factions, Kingdom, Kings, Lore, Lost, Misadventures, moneysystem, Nocheats, partholt, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Saxon, ServerCommunity, shiron, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, Texturepack, Viking, Voyagers, Worldbuilding

The Last Kingdom SMP

Server Features	[17+] [Vanilla] [Roleplay] [Factions] [Bedrock] [Application entry]
Description	Hello everyone! We’re starting up the first season and hopefully not last of ‘The Last Kingdom’ SMP. This is based off and heavily inspired by the show on Netflix called the last kingdom. A world where nothing is impossible. With limits to the law, to the never ending possibilities of what one may do. Betrayal and religion mix together, one in the same to some.
Server Info	• 1.21.2 • Custom map • Lore, Role-play, and World building • Single player sleep • Texture pack • Money system [kinda] • Server sessions 12pm – 12am PST • Close knit community • No cheats [no tping, flying, using commands]

Rules:

No griefing, burning or exploding things
Robbing and murder out in the open is A-okay! Sneaking into homes and robbing items from chest is not!
No hacking or Xray
A king is allowed to come up with his own laws and punishment for his land

Joining Information:

Join discord here
Read the info you may want to know before applying in announcements
Find application for SMP in announcements server [Must be 17+ to apply and be willing to role play]

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the madness with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and Finana Ryugu!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off or two with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the fun at our Minecraft server! Just be sure to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a pack of creepers with TNT hats!

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LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP

Anime, Character development, Community, fictional locations, Hidden Leaf Village, Hidden Village, Hokage Office, home, Japanese culture, konoha, Land of Fire, Leaf Village, LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Peaceful, Ramen Shop, scenic beauty, Shinobi, village life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like the leaf village on steroids! Not only do we have the Hokage office and a Ramen shop, but we also have a secret underground ninja hideout where you can train to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant talking tree who gives out quests and rewards players with enchanted diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden hot spring where you can relax and regenerate your health after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live in a village filled with ninjas, talking trees, and magical hot springs? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player looking for a little bit of adventure and a whole lot of fun. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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BioMomNoMore

adoption, Adult, agency.., biological son, BioMomNoMore, brotherly bond, Communication, Contact, contract, family bond, feelings, Guilt, mom, relationship, Respect, Silence, stipulations, throwaway, Upset, Visit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions happen in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a chance to meet your long-lost Minecraft mom or dad and form a virtual bond that will last a lifetime.

Imagine the possibilities – you could be mining for diamonds with your newfound sibling, building epic structures together, or just hanging out in our virtual world. Who knew that Minecraft could bring families together in such a unique way?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will last a lifetime – join our server now and start your own heartwarming family reunion story today! Remember, in our Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding a new family member to call Mom or Dad.

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VaxCraftMadness

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so, like, u know how u feel when u play minecraft for hours on end? well, imagine that feeling times a million on this server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. plus, our covid vaccine rollout actually made everyone happier cuz it turned all the zombies into friendly villagers who just wanna trade with u. so come join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not).

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PixelPersona4 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced games like Persona 4? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all that snooze-fest behind. We promise non-stop action from the moment you spawn in. Black Yosuke? Pfft, we’ve got rainbow Yosuke riding a unicorn! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles with giant chickens and exploding pigs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity. Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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