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ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ores Mined:	6438
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

achievement, award, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, cultural implications, culture, customs, Digging, heritage, historical, historical implications, History, Hole, Honor, Impact, Legacy, LolCraft, Prestige, Rabbit, recognition, Significance, society, Symbolism, tradition, VALUES

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

dead giveaway, derogatory, discrimination, expose, Faggots, Identity, insult, Language, lefties, Leftist, LGBTQ, Marginalized, offensive, phrases, Political, prejudice, Pronouncing, Sanctuary, Slur, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, triggered, unite, Words

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

Aesthetic, ARTISTRY, artwork, blocky, Builders, creative minds, creativity, design community, Design ideas, design inspiration, design trends, designs, Epic, Fails, Graphic design, Great, Innovative, inspiration, post, TALENTED, talented artists, talented designers, Turn, Unique, Visual

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mines Excavated:	3482	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

accidental death, Adventures, animal care, Animal lover, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Friends, funny, Guilt, hamster, Innocence, kitchen mishaps, kitchen safety, lolz, microwave, Minecraft, mishap, Nostalgia, pet mishaps, Popcorn, regret, Server, tragic

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	140	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	9722

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

Babes, beauty standards, blocky, career opportunities, Connections, creeper, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, Dudes, education, empowerment, equality, Family Values, female representation, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, International, love, Minecraft, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal progress, Stereotypes, Traditions, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!