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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9107 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 462 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
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