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BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Family Power Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, belonging, blood ties, Bonding, Connection, Emotional support, family, generations, home, IMPORTANCE, Kinship, love, loyalty, power, Realm, relationships, strength, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Love Letters Sent:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crops Grown:	6606	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Yo, bro, do you even lift? Well, on this server, we lift each other up with the power of family! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself.

We’ve got more love and support than a therapy llama, and our players are as loyal as a pack of wolves. So why not join us and experience the power of family for yourself? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Don’t be a lonely potato, come join our server and become part of our wacky, wonderful family. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship. But who hates fun and friendship? That’s just crazy talk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the power of family lift you to new heights!

TardyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Explanation, friendship, GPA, Help, Late, mad, Math, Minecraft, mutual friends, PUSHY, Rushing, scholarship, scholarship kid, Server, Struggling, TardyCraft, Tutor, work, Worried, Yelling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2181
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	58
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Buildings Constructed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mines Excavated:	2708	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3157
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	4742

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!