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CellCrafters: Outsmarting Normal Cells

Ability, accumulate, Body, cancer cells, cancer invasion, cell competition, CellCrafters, cells, Cheating, develop, hijack, INVADE, kill, Natural, normal, normal cells, Outsmart, outsmarting, PRETEND, process, REMOVED.., substandard cells, super fit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a battle between cancer cells and normal cells! The cancer cells be all sneaky and tryna be super fit to take over da body, while da normal cells be tryna fight back and keep things in check. It’s like a wild survival game where u gotta outsmart those cheating cancer cells and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where u can be part of the epic showdown between good and evil cells in da body! Let’s see if u got what it takes to save the day and kick some cancer butt!

Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server

attractive, attractive girlfriend, body positivity, Confidence, curvy, curvy women, DATING, gfs, Girlfriend, hot, love, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, pass or fail, relationship, romance, self love, Server, Sexy, thicc, Thicc GF, Thick, Thoughts

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

adult services, ass, cravings, Desires, Eat, escorts, fantasies, Forbidden, fulfillment, indulgence, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, seduction, smp, taboo, temptation, Womans

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4761
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

Bolivian Block Party Minecraft Server

Andean Music, Andean Region, andes mountains, BLOCK, Bolivia, Bolivian, Bolivian Flag, Bolivian Heritage, Bolivian People, bolivians, cuisine, culture, Diversity, indigenous languages, indigenous people, La Paz, Landlocked Country, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Party, Server, south america, spanish language, Traditions, travel

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	68894
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you a fan of Bolivians? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with llamas, colorful textiles, and of course, plenty of empanadas to go around. Our server is so authentic, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported straight to the streets of La Paz.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the mountains of our server lies a secret treasure trove of ancient Incan gold. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

So come on down and join us for a Bolivian-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that llamas and empanadas could be so exciting?

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult community, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, explicit chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, mature conversation, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual desires, sexual fantasies, sister edition, smp, taboo, Talky

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Animals Bred:	124	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	762	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about fetishes and have a designated “jerk off” corner in Discord.

Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).

Strider Vanilla Minecraft server

administration, application, Approval, Clans, Community, Competent, Discord, donation, Donations, Economy, Friendly, Incompetence, lamp atmosphere, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No Toxicity, Pirate, Play, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.

It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.

In order to get to the server, you need:

● Login to the discord server

● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved

● Start playing on our project

The server does not have:

● Privates from the server side

● Extra unnecessary donation

● Toxicity and inadequacy

● Inadequate and incompetent administration

play.stridervanilla.xyz

German Gaming Minecraft Server

age rating, age restrictions, game ratings, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming industry in Germany, gaming laws, gaming legislation, gaming market, gaming market in Germany, gaming restrictions, German, germany, Germany gaming, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, law, Minecraft, regulations, Server, Steam, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	5819

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Animals Bred:	147	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	4263	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!