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ProductSucksMC SMP

substandard, mediocre, poor performance, not worth it, low quality.

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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FakeMedsRUsCrafty

antimalarial, deaths, substandard, Africa, public health

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off fake medicines in Africa! That’s right, you heard me! We’ve got a whole new level where you have to battle against substandard drugs to save lives! And guess what? You could be contributing to saving up to 500,000 lives a year in sub-Saharan Africa!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we’ve got antibiotics and antimalarial products running around like wild animals, causing chaos everywhere! And don’t even get me started on the increase in antimicrobial resistance – it’s a real party up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against fake medicines! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate medicine warrior and save the day! Let’s do this, gamers!

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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

less impressive, worse than, mori, DISAPPOINTING, comparison

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

mediocre, Technology, console, substandard, Great

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Medieval Realms

Europe, Dynmap, Realms, catapults, Discord

Medieval Realms – Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Medieval Realms is an authentic medieval war server starting in the 1066, with custom arms and armour relatively accurate to the period. The gameplay revolves around PvP and warfare, catering to players who seek dominance in Europe or a peaceful life in a castle.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Questions	Answers
What version is the server running?	Version: 1.20.6
What are some key plugins on the server?	– Cannons (siege weapons)– Brewery (RP purposes)– Dynmap (3D map view)
What are the basic rules of the server?	Don’t hack Don’t abuse bugs Don’t try to offline grief Respect the staff Be respectful to others
What is the server IP and Dynmap link?	Server IP: 51.89.142.221:26224Dynmap: http://51.89.142.221:8739/
Is there a Discord server for Medieval Realms?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/crbwEHcFe9

Enchanted Femme Fatales 1.21.3

8. gender identity, 12. gender roles, 2. straight, 20. inclusivity., 14. diversity

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m telling you, it’s a total riot!

I mean, the players on here are so hilarious, they’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

And get this, the women on here pretend they’re straight, but let me tell you, they wouldn’t even touch one of these dudes because they don’t look like women. It’s like a total mind trip, man.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in the Minecraft universe, this server is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

avoidance, lack of attention, lack of attraction, disinterest, smp

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!

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ForestFireFiascoMC

ça.., fire prevention, wildfire mitigation, forest maintenance, urban interface

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

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CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, historical justice, HUMAN RIGHTS, eastern europe, Russian Empire

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

FANTASY, MysticCraft, Characters, Good, people

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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