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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3860 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9869 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?
we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!
and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!
so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?
