Substance Abuse MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBlockz

compulsive behavior, underestimated addiction, alcohol addiction, gambling addiction, CraftyBlockz

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

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CraftyHub

communication breakdown, enabling behavior patterns, codependency, hidden addiction, enabling friends

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

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Crafty Drug Bust Server

public health, criminalization of drug use, expensive drugs, substance abuse, reduced supply

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

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Blockheads United

acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms, mental health, United

Are you tired of being judged for your addiction to Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace your obsession with open arms! Join us and become part of a community where spending hours building pixelated structures is not only accepted, but encouraged!

Our server is like a virtual rehab center, except instead of trying to cure you of your addiction, we’re here to fuel it! With endless possibilities for building and exploring, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights! Just remember to take breaks to eat, sleep, and maybe shower every now and then. Happy crafting! 🤣🎮🔨

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PillPurgeCraft

opioid epidemic, marital dispute, medication misuse, addiction prevention, recreational drug use

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as throwing out your husband’s pills? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore! – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills. – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.

So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!

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ToxicLoveCraft

ROMANTICIZE, disillusionment, ToxicLoveCraft, War, toxic relationships

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness!

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens, riding explosive pigs, and navigating through a maze of lava-filled dungeons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge the server owner to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

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ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP

workaholism, materialism, violence, ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP, societal expectations

What’s something people romanticize but it’s actually horrible? Join our Minecraft SMP and find out for yourself! We promise you’ll never look at romanticized things the same way again. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens or building a house out of exploding TNT blocks. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. So come join us and discover the dark side of all those romanticized things you thought you knew!

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Tipsy Morals Mine

substance abuse, behavioral therapy, Alcohol-related distractions, health risks, Morals

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much alcohol-related imagery that your moral compass will be spinning faster than a creeper running from a player with a diamond sword! Our server is so lit that even players with alcohol use disorder will be too distracted to make moral decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and insane Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab a virtual drink and come join the party!

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CreeperParent Minecraft Server

court system, Minecraft, throwaway account, addiction recovery, financial obligations

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with legal battles, family feuds, and child support drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

👩‍⚖️ Take on the role of a guardian fighting for custody against a drug-addicted sibling! Will you win the legal battle and secure child support for your niece, or will family drama tear you apart?

💸 Garnish paychecks and bank accounts in a quest for justice and financial retribution! Who needs diamonds when you can have back child support payments?

🤪 Navigate through a world filled with huffy relatives and manipulative family members, all while trying to maintain your sanity and retirement fund!

🤷‍♂️ Are you the hero fighting for what’s right, or the villain holding onto a grudge forever? Join our server and find out if you’re the AH in this crazy family saga!

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TranqCraft: Dope Withdrawal Fun

Clinical Study, Real World Results, Short Acting Opioids, substance abuse, Withdrawal

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well i got the perfect place for u! come join our server where we offer the most epic withdrawal treatment using short acting opioids, ketamine, and other crazy meds!

we promise u will have a blast as u mine, build, and fight off creepers while also getting the best treatment for ur tranq dope withdrawal! u won’t find this kind of treatment anywhere else, trust me!

join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures as u journey through our server. who knows, u might even find a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds! so what r u waiting for? come join us now and let the fun begin!

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