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Substance Abuse

  • Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

    Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

    We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

    Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

    NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

    But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

    Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyWeight Boosters Server

    BabyWeight Boosters Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

    we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks

    TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna chill and build stuff but then u also wanna have a good time and maybe drink some potions or whatever? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we got all the crazy stuff u need to have a blast!

    our server is like a mix of minecraft and a wild party! we got crazy events like potion drinking contests and building challenges where u gotta build a castle while drunk! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember what u built the next day!

    plus, we got this insane story where if u drink too many potions, u might actually unlock a secret level where u have to fight off zombie villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds! it’s intense and hilarious at the same time!

    so come join our server and see for yourself how alcohol use disorder can actually make your minecraft experience even more epic! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShroomCraft: Alcohol Rehab Boost

    ShroomCraft: Alcohol Rehab Boost

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a better person but u just can’t stop drinkin’? well, we got the solution for u, bro! come join our minecraft server where we give u all the psilocybin u need to become a better version of urself!

    u wanna be happier? well, studies show that men who take psilocybin feel more positive emotions! so why not give it a try on our server? u can build ur own mushroom kingdom and feel all the good vibes, man!

    forget therapy, forget rehabs, just join our server and let the magic mushrooms do their thing! who needs alcohol when u got psilocybin, amirite? come on, join us and let’s trip our way to a better life together! 🍄🌈🍻

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockCraftersUnited

    BlockCraftersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat mining diamonds as a totally normal addiction! Join us and indulge in the thrill of finding those shiny blue beauties underground. But beware, once you start, you won’t be able to stop!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you hooked for hours on end. From battling giant creepers to building epic castles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it, there’s a secret underground cave filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

    So come join us and embrace your diamond addiction. Who needs society’s approval when you can have all the diamonds you want in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your need for a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you alcoholics in denial! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and questionable decisions. Build your own brewery and get wasted on your own supply, because why not? Our staff is made up of certified bartenders who will serve you virtual drinks all night long. So come on down and let’s get this party started! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBrains: Youth Edition

    BlockyBrains: Youth Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain structure? well, u found it, my dude! our server is so lit that it will make ur brain bigger and better than ever before.

    we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.

    and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Estrogen Binge Drinkers – Females Only!

    Estrogen Binge Drinkers – Females Only!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is like, totally lit! We got mice dat drinkin’ alcohol like it’s nobodies business cuz of some crazy estrogen surges! Like, who knew estrogen could make u wanna binge drink, amirite? Join dis server for a wild time, where u can drink like a mouse and build like a pro. It’s gonna be a estrogen-fueled party up in here, so come join da fun! Let’s get drunk and build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? #estrogenparty #minecraftmadness 🐭🍹🔨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDrunkCrafts

    CraftyDrunkCrafts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drinks available are milk and water? Well, look no further because our server offers a wide variety of virtual alcoholic beverages to enhance your gaming experience! Join us and let’s get drunk on pixels together!

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to stumble around after a few too many shots of TNTinis. And don’t even get us started on the Endermen – those guys turn into dancing machines after a few rounds of Ender Ale!

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the best virtual bar in all of Minecraft. From the Nether Pub to the Overworld Lounge, you’ll never run out of places to party with your blocky buddies.

    So come on down and join us for a night of pixelated debauchery – just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombie bartenders, they tend to get a little grabby after a few rounds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP