we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!
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BabyWeight Boosters Server
so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength! -
TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna chill and build stuff but then u also wanna have a good time and maybe drink some potions or whatever? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we got all the crazy stuff u need to have a blast!our server is like a mix of minecraft and a wild party! we got crazy events like potion drinking contests and building challenges where u gotta build a castle while drunk! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember what u built the next day!
plus, we got this insane story where if u drink too many potions, u might actually unlock a secret level where u have to fight off zombie villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds! it’s intense and hilarious at the same time!
so come join our server and see for yourself how alcohol use disorder can actually make your minecraft experience even more epic! trust us, u won’t regret it!
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ShroomCraft: Alcohol Rehab Boost
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a better person but u just can’t stop drinkin’? well, we got the solution for u, bro! come join our minecraft server where we give u all the psilocybin u need to become a better version of urself!u wanna be happier? well, studies show that men who take psilocybin feel more positive emotions! so why not give it a try on our server? u can build ur own mushroom kingdom and feel all the good vibes, man!
forget therapy, forget rehabs, just join our server and let the magic mushrooms do their thing! who needs alcohol when u got psilocybin, amirite? come on, join us and let’s trip our way to a better life together! 🍄🌈🍻
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CraftyCreeperPub
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your need for a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you alcoholics in denial! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and questionable decisions. Build your own brewery and get wasted on your own supply, because why not? Our staff is made up of certified bartenders who will serve you virtual drinks all night long. So come on down and let’s get this party started! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. -
BlockyBrains: Youth Edition
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain structure? well, u found it, my dude! our server is so lit that it will make ur brain bigger and better than ever before.we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.
and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!
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Estrogen Binge Drinkers – Females Only!
OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is like, totally lit! We got mice dat drinkin’ alcohol like it’s nobodies business cuz of some crazy estrogen surges! Like, who knew estrogen could make u wanna binge drink, amirite? Join dis server for a wild time, where u can drink like a mouse and build like a pro. It’s gonna be a estrogen-fueled party up in here, so come join da fun! Let’s get drunk and build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? #estrogenparty #minecraftmadness 🐭🍹🔨 -
DNP Madness: Muscle Mania
Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft! -
BlockBinge
Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

