Substance Abuse MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoBadVibesBdayBash

family relationships, cigarettes, setting boundaries, family conflict, parenting decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world.

Forget about awkward family parties and drunk uncles – on our server, the only thing you’ll be intoxicated by is the thrill of discovering new biomes and crafting powerful weapons. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come on in and let’s make some memories together – minus the family feuds and inappropriate comments!

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MyelinCraft: Addicted to Blocks

adaptive myelination, neuroscience, brain function, animal study, addiction

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mice scientists conducting crazy experiments like finding out how neuroplasticity can make you addicted to opioids! who knew mice were so smart? come see for yourself and maybe you’ll become addicted to mining diamonds or building epic structures. join now for a wild ride filled with experiments and addictive fun!

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Creeper Cardio Catastrophe

substance abuse, catastrophe, gender differences, gender disparities, cannabis consumption

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

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MDMA Mayhem Server

Expert Support, drug regulation, mental health, psychiatric disorders, scandalous

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the trials are so flawed and scandalous that even the FDA experts are like “nah, we out”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we navigate through the twisted world of Minecraft with absolutely zero expert support. Who needs FDA approval when you have a bunch of crazy gamers running the show? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

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CraftyHeroin Minecraft Server

IV drug use, smoking heroin, Server, drug testing, drug stigma

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on heroin (but without the track marks, don’t worry). Join us and get ready to smoke some virtual blocks in your room without the smell lingering. Our community is full of crazy stories and outrageous adventures, so come join us and let’s mine our way to victory! Just make sure to keep your addiction to our server a secret from your housemates, we don’t want any virtual drug scandals here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get crafting!

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PixelPlate Minecraft Server

criminal investigation, criminal behavior, Minecraft, get 2 years probation, PixelPlate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we encourage you to let loose and embrace your inner wild side. Need some inspiration? Just take a page out of this player’s book – they smoked a little weed, brutally stabbed their boyfriend, and blamed it on the weed! And guess what? They only got 2 years probation! So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

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FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Music, substance abuse, recovery journey, addiction, Rehab

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the “cocaine is a hell of a drug edition” and experience a whole new level of excitement.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of llamas who have a secret stash of enchanted cocaine that will give you superhuman abilities in the game. Want to fly like a bat? No problem. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy. Just take a hit of our enchanted cocaine and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just when you think you’re safe, BAM! A creeper will sneak up behind you and tickle you with its explosive touch.

So come join us on the “cocaine is a hell of a drug edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas and creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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KidneyCraft

harmful habits, organ pain, alcoholism, my kidneys hurt, alcohol abuse

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your kidneys hurt from all the excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard that your kidneys will be begging for mercy! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and a community of players who are all just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your kidneys may never forgive you if you don’t join our server today!

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HighCraft

Narcotics, Surprise, Coke, drug deal, Weed

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where trading is taken to a whole new level! Our players are so generous, they’ll trade you 6 diamonds for just 1 iron ingot! Plus, our virtual economy is so wild, you might just score a free enchanted sword for giving someone a stack of dirt. It’s a crazy world out there, so come join the fun and see what kind of insane deals you can make!

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Crafty 8ball Madness: Minecraft Server of Late Night Shenanigans

Server, addiction, 8Ball, overcoming addiction, intervention

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the rush you need? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, you’ll be going through an 8ball of diamonds a night! That’s right, we’ve got the most exhilarating gameplay that will keep you coming back for more.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and zombies that are hopped up on potions. Our server is so addictive, you’ll be building epic structures and battling other players in epic PvP battles until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to be hooked on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.

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