Substance Abuse MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TipsyTeenHippocampus

TipsyTeenHippocampus, substance abuse, cognitive function, Cannabis use, young adulthood

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!

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CraftyAddictz

Obsession, mental health, healthy alternatives, dependency, intervention

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your crazy building cravings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. Our community is full of wacky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s a build battle to see who can construct the tallest tower made of cake or a scavenger hunt to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of slime or a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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NanoWastedCraft

Moderation, self-control, substance abuse, dwarfism, Stereotypes

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

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NoBrosAllowedMC

substance abuse, family relationships, family intervention, family dynamics, Assertiveness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

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WizCraft420: Romanian Drug Bust

Music (Industry), legal consequences, drug charges, marijuana possession, US rapper

yo yo yo, listen up fam! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind! so, one time, US rapper Wiz Khalifa was chilling on our server, building a giant joint made out of diamonds and emeralds, when suddenly the Romanian police busted in and charged him with illegal drug possession! but don’t worry, we got his back and helped him escape by building a secret underground tunnel filled with lava and creepers. now, if you wanna experience the same crazy adventures and epic builds, join our server now and become part of the wildest Minecraft community ever! trust me, you won’t regret it, fam!

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TransCraftLiverCirrhosis

transgender health, healthcare disparities, LGBTQ health, depression, transgender patients

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could do the floss dance better than anyone in the land. he would entertain all the players on our server with his sick moves and bring joy to everyone’s hearts. but one day, a group of evil creepers tried to steal his dance moves and take over the server. it was up to the players to band together, defeat the creepers, and save the llama’s dance moves. and they did, because they were brave and had the power of friendship on their side. so if you want to be a part of epic adventures like this, come join our server now! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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CocaineCraft: CBD Cure for Addiction

drug overdose, Cannabidiol, extinguish, addiction treatment, CocaineCraft

join our epic minecraft server where we use cannabidiol treatment to help you kick your addiction to mining diamonds! just like how it helped mice stop craving cocaine, it will help you stop craving those shiny blue rocks. plus, we also restore your gut microbiota diversity so you can eat all the virtual pork chops you want without feeling guilty. come join us for a wild ride of addiction recovery and gut health on our server like no other!

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CraftyCongressDrugTest

Congress, drug tests, substance abuse, drug policy, elected officials

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

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MineAddict Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Therapy, personal experience, addiction recovery resources, addiction triggers

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is so addicting that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even dreaming about building pixelated castles all night long. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, taming unicorns, and riding pigs into the sunset. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is jealous of the adventures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and infinite fun?

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MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

long-term effects, health impacts, cognitive dysfunction, Associations, substance abuse

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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