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  • CocaineCraft Minecraft Server

    CocaineCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that’s high is the blocky terrain? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops… until the cocaine runs out. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated debauchery and questionable decisions. Build your dream world while under the influence of our special “enchanted” potions that may or may not have been brewed in a shady back alley. So come on, join us and see where the night takes you… just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • High on Diamonds SMP

    High on Diamonds SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of resorting to self-harm as a coping mechanism? Want to try something new and exciting? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even think about ordering drugs online. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be high on laughter and fun 24/7. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to your old coping methods!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WorstDrugMC SMP

    WorstDrugMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

    We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

    So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BioMamaNoBrideMom

    BioMamaNoBrideMom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and wedding planning collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with malnourished characters, substance-abusing NPCs, and a mother-of-the-bride showdown like no other.

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your bio mother and telling her she’s not invited to your wedding because she wasn’t there for you. Watch as she tries to claim her spot as the mother of the bride, only to be shut down by your fierce aunt and supportive fiancé.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as your bio mother insists her boyfriend should walk you down the aisle, while you stand your ground and declare that your grandfather will be the one by your side. Who will win this battle of the wedding guests? Join our server to find out!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s filled with drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists, look no further. Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous wedding planning adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AddictiveCraft SMP

    AddictiveCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you find yourself staying up all night mining for diamonds, only to realize it’s already morning and you have to go to work/school? Do you dream of building the most epic roller coaster in the Nether? Are you constantly trying to out-prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake lava pits? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. We have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep (don’t worry, we’ll take care of the shipping costs). Our admins are always coming up with crazy events, like a giant chicken race where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

    But the best part of our server is the lore. Legend has it that deep in the mines, there is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake. And if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

    SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

    And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs

    BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle using only their toes because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the game.

    But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

    And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off – we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VapeCraft Minecraft Server

    VapeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShroomCraft: The Booze Buster

    ShroomCraft: The Booze Buster

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got psilocybin mushrooms growing everywhere, and like, they make you not wanna drink alcohol anymore. it’s like magic, bro. we’re like, doing research on rats and stuff, and they’re all like, “no thanks, i’ll pass on the beer, i got shrooms to munch on.” it’s wild, man. come join us and let’s get trippy together while we save the world from alcoholism, one mushroom at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Craftaholic

    Craftaholic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addiction needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to school (but don’t tell your parents we said that).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and feed your addiction like never before! Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP