Substance Abuse MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

youth mental health, alcohol abuse, suicidal thoughts, sleep disorders, adolescent health

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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MineAddict SMP: Stop It!

substance abuse, video game addiction, behavioral addiction, Recovery, social media addiction

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to kick your addiction to breathing! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to take a breath while playing. We’ve had players pass out from lack of oxygen because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our epic builds and crazy adventures. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of forgetting to breathe while playing Minecraft!

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BlockCrafters Anonymous

addiction treatment, most dangerous addiction, addiction prevention, drug addiction, ANONYMOUS

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is so addicting, players have been known to spend days on end mining for diamonds, building elaborate structures, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that one player even turned into a creeper after playing for too long!

But don’t worry, our server is also the safest place to indulge in your Minecraft addiction. Our moderators are trained in combatting virtual zombies and skeletons, and our virtual doctors are on call 24/7 to treat any cases of virtual diamond fever.

So come join us on our server and experience the most dangerous addiction of all – the addiction to building and exploring in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared to lose track of time, reality, and maybe even your own identity. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

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WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

Minds.., Attention, substance abuse, cannabis exposure, early adolescence

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

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CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

crack cocaine, drug prevention, substance abuse, drug use, drug addiction

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

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OxyCraft Minecraft Server

dangerous behavior, prescription drugs, illegal activity, selling drugs, drug distribution

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as selling oxys at your university? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on a constant high. Join us and start your virtual drug empire today! Just don’t forget to watch out for the Minecraft cops, they’re always on the lookout for suspicious activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to the top of the drug game!

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LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

Healthcare, behavioral patterns, alcoholism, alcohol consumption, Screening

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

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CocaineCraft: Impulsive Minds

cocaine use disorder, impulsivity, CocaineCraft, Males, brain function

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner craziness and build the most epic creations ever? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even believe it!

join us and u’ll be part of a community where we embrace impulsivity and borderline personality traits like it’s nobody’s business. we don’t follow the rules, we break them and build something even more epic in the process.

come on in and let’s see what kind of insane creations u can come up with. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new side of urself that u never knew existed. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get crazy together!

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AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

substance abuse, Alcohol Use Disorders, Pathological Anger, psychological disorders, addiction

so, like, u know how minecraft is, like, the best game ever, right? well, this server is, like, even better cuz, get this, it’s been proven by, like, scientists that playing on this server can, like, cure anger issues! like, if u have a problem with, like, being too mad all the time, just hop on this server and all ur anger will, like, disappear! it’s, like, magic or something, man. so, like, join us now and say goodbye to all ur anger problems, dude!

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DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

Dysfunction, alcoholism, DrunkCraft, male sexuality, mens health

so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

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