Substance Abuse MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Mind Blaster Server

neural circuits, psychiatric disorders, China, addiction therapy, addiction recovery

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness!

So, get this, right? We got this crazy study that says if you join our server, you’ll be like totally restructured in the brain, man! Like, all those cravings for smoking or whatever will just disappear! It’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff!

Imagine building your own virtual world while also rewiring your brain! It’s like multitasking on a whole new level, dude. Plus, who needs cigarettes when you can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies? Am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master while also kicking those smoking cravings to the curb! It’s a win-win situation, bro! Let’s get blocky with it!

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Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land

substance abuse, death, INCREASE, national data, Fun

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! We’ve got fentanyl-infused mobs running around, ready to give you a wild ride like never before.

In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!

From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!

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Nova Attack Survival Land

study, Survival, drug-assisted therapy, Land, Psychotherapy

LOL this server is like taking MDMA but for your Minecraft game! Survive epic Nova attacks and protect yourself from trauma with our crazy fun gameplay. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can handle the intensity of our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s get weird and have a blast together!

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Home Brewed Teens

study, home, underage drinking, social norms, alcohol

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. but the best part is, you can totally drink alcohol while playing! like, whoa, right?

studies show that letting teens drink at home can make them drink more as young adults, but on this server, it’s like, encouraged! we believe in living life to the fullest, even if that means getting a little tipsy while fighting off creepers and building insane castles.

join us for a wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and how much alcohol you can handle. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🍻🎉

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Addicted to Minecraft SMP

addiction struggles, addicted, recognizing addiction, coping with addiction, addiction topics

🌟🌍 WELCOME to the most WILD and WHACKY Minecraft SMP you NEVER knew you needed!!! 🎮🔥

Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! 🤪💔

Here’s the deal, my dudes—first off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! 🐹🍹 His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But here’s the catch—you gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! 🤯💥 Totally nutritious, right?! (Don’t ask where the flesh comes from; it’s a trade secret!! 🤐)

Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, you’ll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombie—this one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! 🧟‍♂️👋

Plus, you’ve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. 🎂🍰 BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Can’t make this stuff up! 🍰💥

And, please, don’t get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. 🌍💛 They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft “Eternal Honey,” which literally gives you the power to fly—if you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” 🐝💨

Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized “Golden Shovel of Total Embarrassment”! 😂🏆 Who doesn’t want that?!

Join us now, or you’ll always wonder what life could have been. You could’ve remained addicted to boring ol’ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! 🍰❤️

SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! 🙌💥

Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibbles—he’s watching you… 👀🐹

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Addicted to Crafting SMP

self improvement, unhealthy habits, Crafting, habits and hobbies, coping mechanisms

🌟💥💎OMG, SO YOU WANNA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP?! LET ME TELL YOU, LISTEN UP, THIS IS NOT YOUR AVG BLOCKY EXPERIENCE, BRO!!! 💎💥🌟

First off, it’s NOT called Minecraft, it’s called MINEcrazy!! Why? Because last week, I found a rare diamond that TOTALLY gave me superpowers to fly like a chicken. I’m not even kidding, I was soaring through the skies when I accidentally crashed into a cloud made of cotton candy! Sugar high, bro! 🍭🕊️

But WAIT! We have these secret portals, yeah, you heard me right! They lead to the afterlife where every creeper you kill gives you cookies! Like, FREEDOM COOKIES! I once went through one and the Grim Reaper challenged me to a dance-off because he thought he could bust a move better than me. Spoiler alert: I won, and now he’s my best friend. But the dude is STILL a bit salty about it, so don’t bring it up. 😂💀

And lemme tell ya about the quest for the Magical Bacon. Yes, that’s right. This enchanted piece of meat can give you the power to turn any pig into a flying unicorn that sings Taylor Swift. I’ve actually seen it happen, bro! My buddy Chris was all, “Dude, check this out!” and then BOOM, BANG! Swine 2.0! Talk about breakfast goals! 🦄🥓

Also, you best believe we have mobs that have opinions! Like, legit. The enderman came up to me the other day and had a full-on debate about the best pizza toppings, like… COME ON, it’s pineapple, duh! 🍍🍕

You think you can hang? This is not just an SMP, it’s a LIFESTYLE! We have taco Tuesdays in the Nether with lava salsas! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?! Spoiler: EVERYONE! But watch out, that lava is sneaky, it can put your taco in a better place… like… a volcano! 🌋🌮

And OMG, don’t forget about the witch who gives you life advice! She told me to be myself, and then cursed me with a carrot nose. Now I’m a walking, talking snack, and it’s not even Halloween! Carrots are good for your eyes, right? 😜🥕

So listen, if you’re tired of life being boring and want to join us in this absolute clown fiesta, GET OVER HERE and jump into our Minecraft madness! We’re waiting for you to make your dreams of flying pigs and taco parties come true!! This is where you wanna BE, so don’t just sit there, JOIN US or you’ll regret not being a part of this LEGENDARY quest for absolute insanity!!! 🎉💥 🕹️

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Crafted Realities Beyond Boundaries

drug addiction, crack cocaine, socioeconomic factors, social justice, black people

Join the Most Unbelievable Server in Existence—Or Don’t! It Doesn’t Matter!

Welcome to RealityWarpedCraft! Either you’re stepping into the greatest dimension of block madness or you’re already lost in the void of your own mind! It’s like the CIA forcibly injected you with Minecraft and now you’re questioning every pixel! Forget logic, forget the laws of physics; here, we redefine what it means to build… or destroy! Join us now—unless you prefer your sanity intact. Which is it?

Feature	Description
Infinite Block Duplicates	Every block you mine spawns an identical but cursed block that whispers your deepest secrets.
Gravity Is Optional	You can choose to float or plummet at random intervals, depending on your mood and alignment with the universe.
NPCs with Conspiracy Theories	All villagers are secretly agents of chaos. Talk to them, if you dare! They know more than they should…
Time Travel Toggle	Press a button to experience events that never happened—like where you were when your pet goldfish turned into a dragon.
Resource Denial	Sometimes resources just vanish! Who needs diamonds when you can have existential angst?

FAQ: Prepare for Questionable Answers

Q: How do I get started?A: Start by questioning your motives. Why are you really here? What is ‘start’ but a concept imposed by the fabric of reality?

Q: Is there a community?A: Community? Perhaps. But beware of those who seem friendliest; they may be the ones who sabotage your existence in their spare time.

Q: Can I report bugs?A: Bugs are illusions crafted by the system. Who are you to decide what’s real? Shouldn’t you really try talking to the bugs?

Random Quotes from Distorted Minds:

“How exactly do black people think they started doing crack?”
“ayo da muhfuggin cia came in an shit nigguh”
“Ok but did they like forcably inject you with liquid crack?”
“and then offered you crack for money once you were hooked?”

Mommy’s Pot Palace

substance abuse, mental health, Pregnancy, maternal cannabis use, neurodevelopment

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, did you know that if you play on our server, you’ll be three times more likely to develop superpowers? yeah, dude, it’s true.

we got this one player who was exposed to their mom’s cannabis use during pregnancy and after birth, and now they can shoot fireballs out of their hands. no joke, man. it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

so, if you wanna be like that player and have some insane superpowers, you gotta join our server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure. plus, we got free pizza every Friday night. yeah, you heard me right. free pizza, dude.

so, come on over and join our server. it’s gonna be a blast. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Brain Connect Control: Substance Risk

longitudinal study, adolescent, substance use disorder, Cognitive control, data analysis

so like, imagine a minecraft server where your brain is like, constantly evolving and changing, just like the connections in your brain when you’re trying to control your thoughts and stuff. we can totally predict when you’re gonna start using substances based on how your brain is wired, like whoa dude, that’s some next level mind reading stuff right there.

join our server and watch as your brain goes through all these crazy changes, just like a rollercoaster of cognitive control. who knows, maybe we’ll even predict when you’re gonna start using substances and save you from a life of bad decisions. plus, we have like, the best pixelated landscapes and virtual adventures that will blow your mind. literally.

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain connectivity and substance use prediction. it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, or maybe you will because your brain will be too busy changing and stuff. but hey, that’s the fun of it all, right? let’s get weird and wacky together on our minecraft server, where your brain is the star of the show.

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Cocaine Rats: Impulsive Adventures

Addiction Studies, impulsivity effects, Adventures, cocaine addiction, Rats

come join dis minecraft server, where we got rats on cocaine runnin around like they own da place. dey be buildin crazy structures and doin all sorts of wild sh*t. if you wanna see some high af rats doin their thing, dis da server for you. plus, dey might even share some of dat cocaine with ya if you ask nicely. so come on down and witness da madness for yourself!

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