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Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	7525	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

Pixelated Pals and Pals, Not Racists, Promise!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Emeralds Found:	9055
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for the chance to hang out with black people (aka niggers) in a virtual world like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the tallest block tower in all of Minecraft, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can climb to the top, you’ll find a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. If you can tame the dragon, you’ll have the ultimate ally in your quest for domination.

So why wait? Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!

KimchiCraft: Where Creeper meets K-Pop in a free-to-play virtual world!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	182	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and magical unicorns (yes, we have those).

Ever wondered what happened to all the missing villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they all decided to start a boy band and are now touring the world, leaving behind their empty villages for you to explore and loot to your heart’s content. But beware, they may have left some booby traps behind!

And that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco club run by creepers who love to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for you to relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Misfits: The Ultimate Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Crops Grown:	2495
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	9812
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a dance party with creepers (just make sure to watch your back)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyShipmates – Sail the Seas of Minecraft with ‘/alg/ – Azur Lane General #6316’!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3488
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our ongoing event “From Zero to Hero” where you can transform from a mere blocky peasant to a legendary warrior. We’ve got ships like SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl and Elite CL Liverpool waiting for you to conquer the seas with.

But wait, there’s more! How about a fantasy RPG skin for Jade that will make you the envy of all your fellow players? Or maybe you’re more into the Vampire META on a Cruise Mission – we’ve got that too!

Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates. And remember, we don’t have our own discord because we’re too cool for that.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secrets of the Abyssal Refrain or the Little Cheshire rerun. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world!

HappyCraft: Where even creepers can’t bring you down! #MinecraftMoodBoost

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, sad panda in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of diamond blocks! Our community is so uplifting, you’ll forget what it’s like to feel down in the dumps. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crops Grown:	4807	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic diffusion like you’ve never seen before.

Need some guidance? Check out our new user guide and controlnet for all your Minecraft needs. And don’t forget to explore our animation samplers for a truly mind-blowing experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content to keep you entertained for hours on end. Dive into the madness with links to Civitai, Majinai, Huggingface, and more.

Looking for a challenge? Try our LoRa training scripts or explore our archive for some OP pasta that will leave you speechless. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a journey unlike any other. But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

GF Shaped Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your very existence? Look no further, because our server is so wild, it’ll have you asking “if not GF, why GF shaped?”

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?