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Subsidized Sectors: Nature’s Bane
LOL join our epic minecraft server cuz we gotz economic sectors drivin nature decline like crazy yo! We be gettin subsidized with 1.7 to 3.2 Trillion US dollars every year, makin it rain up in here! Plus we be producin large environmental externalities worth 10.5 to 22.6 Trillion US dollars, like whoa! Come join da fun and help us wreck the environment in style! #MinecraftMadness #EcoDisasterServer #GetSubsidizedAndGetWild -
MuskCraft: Govt. Funded Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself funded us with $38 billion in government money! yes, you heard that right, elon musk loves minecraft so much that he threw all his cash at us to make the best server ever. we have flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base where you can hang out with elon himself. plus, every time you mine a block, a real-life puppy gets adopted by a loving family. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created! -
Elon’s Loot MineCraft
OMG GUYZ U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ ELON MUSK IS LITERALLY MAKIN’ IT RAIN GOVERNMENT FUNDS UP IN HERE! LIKE, HE’S BUILDIN’ DIAMOND CASTLES AND GOLDEN CREEPER STATUES WITH ALL DAT CASH!IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO ELON MUSK HIMSELF, RIDIN’ AROUND ON A DIAMOND HORSE AND THROWIN’ EMERALDS AT EVERYONE! HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE U A PERSONAL TOUR OF HIS REDSTONE MANSION, COMPLETE WITH A SECRET LAB WHERE HE’S WORKIN’ ON TURNIN’ PIGS INTO COWS!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME PART OF ELON MUSK’S WILD AND WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! #MUSKMANIA #CREEPERCASH #DIAMONDDREAMS
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Childcare4Billionaires Minecraft SMP
So like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna join a community of crazy rich billionaires who are all about having kids but like, don’t wanna pay for childcare. It’s like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild group of players anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground daycare where all the kids can hang out while their parents are busy mining for diamonds. It’s like, the ultimate family-friendly server, except not really because we’re all a bunch of maniacs. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). -
EcoCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos! -
DocCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any Indian street shitters pretending to be doctors! Our server is 100% free of garbled mulatto sounds and $200 babbling appointments. Join us and escape the madness of the medical world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to ban any Australian IP ranges – unless they’re run by kikes, of course. So come on in and start crafting your way to sanity! -
NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ
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EVsEh?TariffTrack
so like, this server is like the craziest place ever man. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle giant chickens. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil llamas. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie pandas. trust me, it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to dance? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it, bro.
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Crafty Yanks
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of NATO! Our server is so advanced that we have free healthcare and education for all players – thanks to the generous military spending of our American allies. Imagine mining for diamonds while getting a free check-up from a virtual doctor, or attending virtual classes at our virtual university. It’s like living in a utopian society where everything is taken care of for you, all thanks to our NATO partnership. So come join us and experience the luxury of subsidized military spending in the most unexpected way possible – in Minecraft! -
Stonecrest
Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5
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