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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6004 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 76 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3085 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 3416 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even unicorn poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally INSANE Minecraft adventure!