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End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Towns Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9423
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

The owner of the server “Ballistix Minecraft Game Servers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

art, China, Chinese, Crafty, culture, dumplings, Economy, fashion, Food, great wall, History, Language, Lifestyle, Mandarin, Minecraft, Panda, Politics, Server, silk, society, Technology, Thread, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

avatar customization, character selection, females in games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, gaming preferences, gaming research, gender choice, gender diversity, Gender Expression, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GenderBendin, Male Gamers, Minecraft, online gaming, player behavior, player psychology, role playing games, smp, virtual identity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Star Shards Collected:	76
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.