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SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	319
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7968	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Farms Harvested:	320	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	169
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1580
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	68	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1944
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!

SkillfulSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	192	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and learn valuable soft skills that will have a positive impact on your job, like how to negotiate with creepers for better loot drops or how to communicate effectively with villagers to trade for rare items. Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your skills in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

PennyCraft: Worth Every Block

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!