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PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8100
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	7064
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	328684

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crops Grown:	7882	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Towns Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

Applications, Army, Combat Training, Defense, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign fighters, gender equality, International, Legion, LegionCraft, Military, Poland, Recruitment, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, UkrainePoland, unit, volunteer, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	1478

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Mooned Nightly Fun

Astronomy, celestial body, daily occurrence, everyone, full moon, Fun, funny, humor, Lunar, lunar cycle, lunar eclipse, lunar phase, Lunar surface, Moon, moon gazing, moon sighting, mooned, MOONLIGHT, night, Nightly, Nighttime, SKY

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2423
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	758	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

join this server if you want to see BUTTS EVERYWHERE. we have a special plugin that makes it so every player gets mooned every single night. it’s like a full moon every night, but instead of werewolves, you get to see pixelated butts. it’s a butt extravaganza up in here. come join the fun and get your daily dose of booty!