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SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	3611
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

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So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	5043
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

Reddit Minecraft SMP: NoPozzedSubs

alternative subreddits, authentic discussions, discussion forums, diverse communities, independent subreddits, internet forums, Minecraft, niche communities, non-biased, non-censored, non-controlled, non-filtered, non-influenced, non-mainstream, non-manipulated, non-manipulated discussions, non-pozzed, NoPozzedSubs, online communities, reddit, smp, SUBS, Uncensored

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Are you tired of getting lost in the sea of normies on Reddit? Are you looking for a place where you can unleash your inner memelord without fear of being banned? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate safe haven for all the dank memers out there!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of building your own meme kingdom, complete with a giant statue of Pepe the Frog and a rollercoaster made entirely out of rare Pepe cards. But that’s not all – we also have weekly meme battles where players compete to see who can come up with the dankest meme of them all.

And if memes aren’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare Pepe merchandise and a secret underground society dedicated to worshiping the almighty Doge. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most meme-tastic community on the internet!

/Heals/ – Minecraft SMP Healsluts General

defeat/surrender, doms, Dps, erp, FFXIV, general, Healdoms, Healers, heals, Healsluts, healslutting, HotS, league of legends, Minecraft, online gaming, overwatch, prostitution, resourcesluts, Sluts, smp, SUBS, SUPPORTS, switches, Tanks, wagers, wow

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take kinks in gaming to a whole new level! Are you a heal slut looking for a dominant Tank or DPS to submit to? Or maybe you’re a healdom looking to assert your dominance in the virtual world? All roles are welcome, whether you’re bratty, eager, shy, or just plain slutty.

Join us for outrageous adventures, like defeat/surrender roleplay, resource-slutting, and even virtual prostitution. Who needs FFXIV or WoW when you can explore your kinks in Minecraft? Our server is the place to be for all your Sub/Dom gaming fantasies.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world of wild and wacky gameplay. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

Anime, Cheating, chinese sub, comment section, episode 3, fixed version, hanchan, Minecraft, mistake, nyaa, Rate, Server, Stolen, SUBS, tenpai, Timing, Touhai, Touhai Roku, Ura, Ura Rate Mahjong, yakuman

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

Youtuber you like starts clogging your Minecraft SMP

#youtube, anti-creator payment policy, BLOCK, blockquotepYoutuber, clogging, daily streams, Dozen, fear, filter, hang out, Minecraft, missing video, naming scheme, parasocialites, Profitable, real video, SMPpblockquote, specific channel, starts.., SUBS, subscription box, Unsub, YouTuber

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Items Found:	8809

Are you tired of your favorite Youtuber flooding your subscription box with daily streams instead of actual videos? Are you starting to feel like you’re drowning in a sea of live streams with no lifeboat in sight? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the stream overload!

Join our server and escape the endless stream of streams by diving into a world where creativity knows no bounds. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No live streams to be found anywhere!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and say goodbye to the stream apocalypse. Trust us, your subscription box will thank you.

Queen of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

Biological women, blocks, discussion, domme, femdom, Femdom Gundam Edition, firm, follow, gentle, imagined, Minecraft, Position, power, princess, Queen, Royal treatment, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, Thread, Tyrant, Women, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8308	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the queens and princesses of our server.

In this server, we imagine ourselves as queens and princesses ruling over our Minecraft kingdom with power and grace. Will you be a gentle ruler, a firm leader, or a total tyrant? The choice is yours!

Subs, get ready to follow your princess or queen to the ends of the Minecraft world. What position will you be assigned by her? Will you be her loyal knight, her trusty advisor, or maybe even her personal chef? The possibilities are endless in this Femdom Gundam Edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where women reign supreme and subs bow down to their royal leaders. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained penguins who will guide you through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a house out of enchanted cookies that never go stale? Easy peasy. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named Fluffy who loves to give out hugs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s a subscription that’s actually worth the money.

Minecraft SMP: /Heals/ – The Healing Hotties

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our totally not scandalous Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is all about exploring your kinks in gaming!

Join us for some erp, healslutting, defeat/surrender, prostitution, resourcesluts, wagers, and other wild kinks that you never knew you needed in Minecraft. Whether you’re a dom, sub, tank, support, or healer, we welcome all roles and all levels of kinkiness.

What’s a Heal Slut, you ask? It’s a submissive healer who is ready to devote their all to a dominant player, whether they’re bratty, slutty, eager, or shy. It’s all about finding that sexual pleasure in submitting to someone else in the game.

And don’t worry if you’re a dominant healer – healdoms are totally a thing here! As long as you’re into Sub/Dom themes in online gaming, your post is more than welcome.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and kinks you’ll discover in our world!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1766

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3109
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Villages Defended:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9278
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	195
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

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