| Key Features | Active SMP for b1.7.3 version |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Survival Multiplayer |
| Community Aspects | ~15 daily players, looking for more |
If interested, leave your discord, age, and time zone below to join!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Leave your discord, age, and time zone below. |
| What version is the server running? | b1.7.3 |
| How many players are currently active? | ~15 daily players |
Join us and build your own virtual empire where you can rule with an iron fist and unleash your wildest creativity. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.
So come on over and join the party! Who needs subreddits when you can be a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? Let’s make some memes, break some rules, and have a blast together!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and building your very own castle made entirely out of TNT. Our “sort by ‘Best’” option is like a magical button that transports you to the most epic and hilarious moments on the server.
So why wait? Join us now and see for yourself why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying creepers. They battled their way through hordes of evil villagers and even tamed a dragon to ride into battle. And all of this was just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can compete in epic taco-eating contests for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. And let’s not forget about our annual Llama Parade, where players dress up their llamas in ridiculous costumes and march through the streets in a dazzling display of creativity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this hidden gem of a Minecraft server!
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas?
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players, build a giant statue of a potato, or even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor. Watch as alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, all while trying to survive the chaos that ensues.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane treasure hunts you’ll ever come across. From hidden dungeons filled with rare loot to secret villages guarded by powerful mobs, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where the legendary Notch himself resides, ready to bestow upon you the greatest of gifts. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
top5.bear-land.net
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.
So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).
And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!