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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5079 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 176 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1244 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We have rules like “Thou shalt only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while standing on one leg” and “Thou must build a castle made entirely of cake or face banishment to the Nether realm!” Join us if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepers exploding in your face (but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
