Subpar Service MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Unknown Realms 1.20.5

high costs, customer dissatisfaction, declining customer satisfaction, worsening service, poor service

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, they have no Earthly idea why standards would be slipping everywhere, why basic service sucks ass, why everything so much more expensive… but who cares about that when you can build a giant penis-shaped tower in the sky and ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”! Trust me, this server is like a trip to the Twilight Zone, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of Rod Serling. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos, man!

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SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster

lack of communication, unhappy customer, dissatisfaction, long wait times, bad experience

Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Chaos, Combat, and Crazy Mods: The Modded PvP Server 1.12.2!

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	PvP
Modpack	Available on Discord
IP Address	Available on Discord

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there random loot on the map?	Yes, there are random loot chests around the map.
Can I use modded weapons?	Yes, you can enjoy killing other players with modded weapons.
Where can I find the modpack and IP?	You can find the modpack and IP on the Discord server: https://discord.gg/USB2HuDdv3

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Download, Damage Calculator, Zhu Yuan Teaser, character demo, Ascension mats

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. Yes, that’s the kind of wackiness you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about a quest to find the legendary Captain Overtime, who can stop time with a snap of his fingers? Or maybe you’d like to explore the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero, where miracles come to life?

And don’t even get us started on the characters you’ll meet along the way. From Zhu Yuan, the enigmatic hero, to the mischievous Anurbt5mq8dxtndqas44985nb6d9sb4mpsZ, there’s never a dull moment in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing chickens). See you in the game!

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DarkerAging Minecraft SMP

infantile, perspective, Manga, Darker, Maturity

Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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RegretfulKid Minecraft Server

goals, lessons learned, childhood fantasies, hindsight, looking back

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to your childhood dreams! Remember when you wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling dragons with a lightsaber? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, befriending a talking llama who gives you magical powers, and exploring a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Don’t miss out on the chance to finally fulfill those childhood fantasies and create memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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CraftyCopsAndRobbers

Occupational licensing, Unregulated industries, Licensing requirements, Accountability, Public Safety

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs at your friends? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! We believe that the only license you need is a license to have a good time, and we’ve got plenty of that to go around.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride llamas into battle, and even tame a dragon to do your bidding. Who needs a license for that kind of epicness? Not us!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you can imagine. No license required, just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

Ukraine-Russia relations, Espionage, international conflict, Russian banks, information warfare

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and stuff? well, this server is liek ur chance to be a secret agent in minecraft! u can join the ukraine’s military intelligence and take down russian banks with ur epic cyber skills! it’s gonna be so epic, u’ll feel liek james bond but in blocky form! join now and be the ultimate hacker hero!

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PixelPeenPalace

artistic expression, Exhibition, social commentary, Sexuality, societal norms

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit builds and craziest adventures! like one time, we had a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started dancing the cha cha slide! it was wild, man.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.

plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. we once had a prank war that ended with someone turning the entire world upside down! literally, everything was upside down.

so come on over and join us for the most insane and ridiculous minecraft experience of your life. who needs normal when you can have crazy?!

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TreeHuggersRUs

Deforestation, cost effective, TreeHuggersRUs, reforestation, environmental impact

lol join our epic minecraft server where we plant trees and save the planet 10 times faster than scientists thought possible. who needs science when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and be a tree-hugging hero in the virtual world. plus, our trees drop diamonds instead of apples. true story. come see for yourself and be amazed at the power of pixelated reforestation.

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