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CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	124	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7719
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1368	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Votes:	4200	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7565	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	500
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!